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Title: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-18-13/1742:26>
Someone gave me a valid point I was forced to concede:

If you have cyberbreasts.....

You might as well add guns to them.

Yes, I just went there.

........


 :-[

Of course this WOULD result in having to have armor with holes cut in it around your... "Nipples" unless you felt like adding your armor to your enemy's.

.....

...I feel evil.

.......
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Sendaz on <11-18-13/1755:03>
Soon to be heard in a bunraku near you.....

So sugar is that a cybergun in your pants or are you ... holy frag that IS a cybergun. :P
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-18-13/1830:15>
That too xD

Well someone at least has a sense of humor about this.
.......

Now i'm imagining aimable crotch-mounted pistols.

.....

FRAG MY MIND!
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Insaniac99 on <11-18-13/2131:37>
And this is why the Cyber torso has it's own Str/Agi stats...

The question is if you need ambidexterity or if even that is enough to counter the penalty for wielding a gun with your...  errr... body.

 ;D
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Unahim on <11-19-13/0536:11>
Seeing as SR4 had penile implants, which had a capacity for other stuff to be put in them...
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Novocrane on <11-19-13/0639:40>
They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.

I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Anarkitty on <11-19-13/1146:26>
Seeing as SR4 had penile implants, which had a capacity for other stuff to be put in them...

Monofilament whip!
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-19-13/1147:34>
^Good god, no.


They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.

I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.

But you also have to do the breast-mounted ones!

Now all female shadowrunners can get the augmented equivalent of level 1 shiva arms with machine guns!
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: CanRay on <11-19-13/1335:37>
I've heard of a pair of snub-nosed 38s, but that is ridiculous!
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-19-13/1508:43>
I've heard of a pair of snub-nosed 38s, but that is ridiculous!

*snrk*

.....Now i'm imagining a troll with a Assault Canon on his crotch.

....

GODDAMMIT.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Sendaz on <11-19-13/1623:07>
Flamethrower in the derriere.

Have to wear a fireproof kilt with it, but when things go south do a Braveheart and moon the enemy before cutting loose with the Bean Burrito Night Surprise.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Anarkitty on <11-20-13/1301:00>
^Good god, no.


They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.

I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.

But you also have to do the breast-mounted ones!

Now all female shadowrunners can get the augmented equivalent of level 1 shiva arms with machine guns!

Nothing in the rules say that a male character couldn't get cyberbreasts and put guns in them too.  In fact, it might start a new trend of shadowrunners and other dangerous types of both genders getting progressively larger breast implants to make room for bigger and bigger guns.
Eventually someone will put a HMG in one, and the ammo feed in the other and reality will tear itself asunder as the entire Shadowrun universe spontaneously grows its own giant pink mohawk.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Reaver on <11-20-13/1341:59>
on a man, they are not breasts....


they are Moobs.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Stainless Steel Devil Rat on <11-20-13/1345:16>
My favorite was the oral monofilament whip.  It really had rules.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Reaver on <11-20-13/1350:15>
My favorite was the oral monofilament whip.  It really had rules.

gives a new meaning to the phrase "tongue lashing" :P
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Csjarrat on <11-20-13/1700:16>
guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)

(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Anarkitty on <11-21-13/1631:43>
guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)

(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

Well yeah, that's probably where Inconnu got the idea from initially.  I'm running with it from there like I'm holding a loose thread on the sweater of sanity.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Kincaid on <11-21-13/1655:30>
The single-shot high-caliber in the mouth of a femme fatal ("Come here and kiss me!") is always a favorite.  Presumably, she has serious bridgework. 
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Reaver on <11-21-13/1753:45>
I think it was 2E (maybe 3e) that had the oral spur.....



Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Linkdeath on <11-23-13/1649:12>
I think it was 2E (maybe 3e) that had the oral spur.....

Second edition, in the book Shadowtech. Dear lord, I loved that book...
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-25-13/1553:20>
guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)

(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

Well yeah, that's probably where Inconnu got the idea from initially.  I'm running with it from there like I'm holding a loose thread on the sweater of sanity.

No actually i have a friend who is totally insane.

He suggested a FMA gender bend with automail breasts instead of a arm.

...

as i said

totally insane
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Anarkitty on <11-25-13/1625:36>
guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)

(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

Well yeah, that's probably where Inconnu got the idea from initially.  I'm running with it from there like I'm holding a loose thread on the sweater of sanity.

No actually i have a friend who is totally insane.

He suggested a FMA gender bend with automail breasts instead of a arm.

...

as i said

totally insane

I don't think that's all that insane at all.

I don't know, maybe that is just saying something about me.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: ZeConster on <11-25-13/1757:31>
It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-25-13/1832:29>
It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.

he also said they would function as machine guns  :o
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: CanRay on <11-26-13/0137:59>
"Blow it out my hoop, well, now that you mention it..."  ;D
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Anarkitty on <11-26-13/1712:20>
It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.

What is insane is trying to apply logic to an obvious fetish-fulfillment fan-fic.  Obviously, she uses her metal boobs to block sword strikes by transmuting them bigger and smaller as required.  The machine guns are just icing on the crazycake.
Title: Re: Cyberguns in unusual places
Post by: Inconnu on <11-27-13/1734:29>
It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.

What is insane is trying to apply logic to an obvious fetish-fulfillment fan-fic.  Obviously, she uses her metal boobs to block sword strikes by transmuting them bigger and smaller as required.  The machine guns are just icing on the crazycake.

......
i said my friend was insane already xD