Shadowrun
Shadowrun General => Gear => Topic started by: Inconnu on <11-18-13/1742:26>
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Someone gave me a valid point I was forced to concede:
If you have cyberbreasts.....
You might as well add guns to them.
Yes, I just went there.
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:-[
Of course this WOULD result in having to have armor with holes cut in it around your... "Nipples" unless you felt like adding your armor to your enemy's.
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...I feel evil.
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Soon to be heard in a bunraku near you.....
So sugar is that a cybergun in your pants or are you ... holy frag that IS a cybergun. :P
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That too xD
Well someone at least has a sense of humor about this.
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Now i'm imagining aimable crotch-mounted pistols.
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FRAG MY MIND!
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And this is why the Cyber torso has it's own Str/Agi stats...
The question is if you need ambidexterity or if even that is enough to counter the penalty for wielding a gun with your... errr... body.
;D
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Seeing as SR4 had penile implants, which had a capacity for other stuff to be put in them...
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They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.
I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.
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Seeing as SR4 had penile implants, which had a capacity for other stuff to be put in them...
Monofilament whip!
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^Good god, no.
They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.
I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.
But you also have to do the breast-mounted ones!
Now all female shadowrunners can get the augmented equivalent of level 1 shiva arms with machine guns!
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I've heard of a pair of snub-nosed 38s, but that is ridiculous!
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I've heard of a pair of snub-nosed 38s, but that is ridiculous!
*snrk*
.....Now i'm imagining a troll with a Assault Canon on his crotch.
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GODDAMMIT.
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Flamethrower in the derriere.
Have to wear a fireproof kilt with it, but when things go south do a Braveheart and moon the enemy before cutting loose with the Bean Burrito Night Surprise.
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^Good god, no.
They didn't actually have capacity. It had to wait until Spy Games came out with rules for combining things.
I'd suggest getting smartlink eye mods; all cyber guns come pre-equipped with smartgun systems. You might even be able to get away with having the smartlink in the smartgun system, as the whole thing is DNI-linked to you. This also means you have an extra sensor camera, should tacnets make a come back.
But you also have to do the breast-mounted ones!
Now all female shadowrunners can get the augmented equivalent of level 1 shiva arms with machine guns!
Nothing in the rules say that a male character couldn't get cyberbreasts and put guns in them too. In fact, it might start a new trend of shadowrunners and other dangerous types of both genders getting progressively larger breast implants to make room for bigger and bigger guns.
Eventually someone will put a HMG in one, and the ammo feed in the other and reality will tear itself asunder as the entire Shadowrun universe spontaneously grows its own giant pink mohawk.
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on a man, they are not breasts....
they are Moobs.
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My favorite was the oral monofilament whip. It really had rules.
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My favorite was the oral monofilament whip. It really had rules.
gives a new meaning to the phrase "tongue lashing" :P
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guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)
(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)
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guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)
(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)
Well yeah, that's probably where Inconnu got the idea from initially. I'm running with it from there like I'm holding a loose thread on the sweater of sanity.
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The single-shot high-caliber in the mouth of a femme fatal ("Come here and kiss me!") is always a favorite. Presumably, she has serious bridgework.
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I think it was 2E (maybe 3e) that had the oral spur.....
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I think it was 2E (maybe 3e) that had the oral spur.....
Second edition, in the book Shadowtech. Dear lord, I loved that book...
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guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)
(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)
Well yeah, that's probably where Inconnu got the idea from initially. I'm running with it from there like I'm holding a loose thread on the sweater of sanity.
No actually i have a friend who is totally insane.
He suggested a FMA gender bend with automail breasts instead of a arm.
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as i said
totally insane
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guys, this has totally been done already:
http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4 (http://youtu.be/zTv9AhCuSU4)
(http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/zTv9AhCuSU4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)
Well yeah, that's probably where Inconnu got the idea from initially. I'm running with it from there like I'm holding a loose thread on the sweater of sanity.
No actually i have a friend who is totally insane.
He suggested a FMA gender bend with automail breasts instead of a arm.
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as i said
totally insane
I don't think that's all that insane at all.
I don't know, maybe that is just saying something about me.
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It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.
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It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.
he also said they would function as machine guns :o
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"Blow it out my hoop, well, now that you mention it..." ;D
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It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.
What is insane is trying to apply logic to an obvious fetish-fulfillment fan-fic. Obviously, she uses her metal boobs to block sword strikes by transmuting them bigger and smaller as required. The machine guns are just icing on the crazycake.
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It is absolutely insane. Why would a Rule 63'd Edward sacrifice her breasts instead of her arm? It means there's no "arm and a leg" pun, and it would actually decrease her combat abilities since she'd only have one limb to hit the enemy with that will withstand a sword strike. It makes no sense from a plot perspective.
What is insane is trying to apply logic to an obvious fetish-fulfillment fan-fic. Obviously, she uses her metal boobs to block sword strikes by transmuting them bigger and smaller as required. The machine guns are just icing on the crazycake.
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i said my friend was insane already xD