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Title: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: MrNovi on <03-30-16/0142:57>
Am I reading too much into the text on pg 73 of Run Faster under Breast Implants, where it says "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair", that the price listed in the book is for a single implant, and I'll need two for bilateral symmetry?  Or should I just assume that the list price is for a full job like I imagine every other person ever has done?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <03-30-16/0154:13>
I work under the assumption that the list price is for the procedure pretty much everyone is going to want; two breast implants.

If you're a changeling and grew a third breast, I would add half again that price.

The same can be said of breast implants 2.0.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Wakshaani on <03-30-16/0634:38>
Am I reading too much into the text on pg 73 of Run Faster under Breast Implants, where it says "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair", that the price listed in the book is for a single implant, and I'll need two for bilateral symmetry?  Or should I just assume that the list price is for a full job like I imagine every other person ever has done?

The price is for one, as noted by "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair."

This comes up often in things that you want to pair, like skates for your feet.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Rooks on <03-30-16/1210:28>
vs eye mounts where you need to buy two eye impants when you only want one
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Wakshaani on <03-30-16/1332:41>
vs eye mounts where you need to buy two eye impants when you only want one

Note that in Chrome Flesh, you got the option of buying individual eyes and ears as well.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Rooks on <03-30-16/1356:35>
vs eye mounts where you need to buy two eye impants when you only want one

Note that in Chrome Flesh, you got the option of buying individual eyes and ears as well.
Where?  The listed cost is for the mount; the cybereye itself is sold separately. Also putting stuff in eyes and ears costs capacity does it say anywhere that you can buy cybereye for half the cost and half the capacity also what about systems that take up one capacity slot are they halved too?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: kyoto kid on <04-02-16/1735:27>
Am I reading too much into the text on pg 73 of Run Faster under Breast Implants, where it says "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair", that the price listed in the book is for a single implant, and I'll need two for bilateral symmetry?  Or should I just assume that the list price is for a full job like I imagine every other person ever has done?
....you must mean pg 73 of  Chrome Flesh.

Too bad they don't have a capacity. Always wanted a character with  "machine gun juggies".
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <04-02-16/1740:58>
Can't you just install a cybergun in meat for essence instead of capacity?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Rooks on <04-02-16/2054:09>
Am I reading too much into the text on pg 73 of Run Faster under Breast Implants, where it says "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair", that the price listed in the book is for a single implant, and I'll need two for bilateral symmetry?  Or should I just assume that the list price is for a full job like I imagine every other person ever has done?
....you must mean pg 73 of  Chrome Flesh.

Too bad they don't have a capacity. Always wanted a character with  "machine gun juggies".
You can take the bulk modification
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <04-02-16/2149:40>
Am I reading too much into the text on pg 73 of Run Faster under Breast Implants, where it says "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair", that the price listed in the book is for a single implant, and I'll need two for bilateral symmetry?  Or should I just assume that the list price is for a full job like I imagine every other person ever has done?
....you must mean pg 73 of  Chrome Flesh.

Too bad they don't have a capacity. Always wanted a character with  "machine gun juggies".
They don't have capacity, but breast implants 2.0 can take capacity, and who says things that take capacity in the same piece of chrome can't be linked?

Get a cybertorso, with installed Breast Implants 2.0 hooked up to two machine pistols.  An obvious cybertorso has a capacity of 10, which can go up to 16 with bulk modification.  Each of the girls takes up one point of capacity (if you interpret it as individually bought/installed).  Each machine pistol takes 6.

Or you can get your tits installed on Liminal Body: Tank! and make each of the girls a grenade launcher.  Shame there isn't a heavy weapon option, though.  Gauss rifle!

Then you dual-wield the gauss rifles!  I know you have a dominant hand, but do you have a dominant breast?  Can you be ambibreasterous?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Dinendae on <04-02-16/2254:11>
Because someone needed to with this conversation!  ;D


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Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: kyoto kid on <04-04-16/1857:11>
Am I reading too much into the text on pg 73 of Run Faster under Breast Implants, where it says "Sold singly, but you'll probably want a pair", that the price listed in the book is for a single implant, and I'll need two for bilateral symmetry?  Or should I just assume that the list price is for a full job like I imagine every other person ever has done?
....you must mean pg 73 of  Chrome Flesh.

Too bad they don't have a capacity. Always wanted a character with  "machine gun juggies".
They don't have capacity, but breast implants 2.0 can take capacity, and who says things that take capacity in the same piece of chrome can't be linked?

Get a cybertorso, with installed Breast Implants 2.0 hooked up to two machine pistols.  An obvious cybertorso has a capacity of 10, which can go up to 16 with bulk modification.  Each of the girls takes up one point of capacity (if you interpret it as individually bought/installed).  Each machine pistol takes 6.

Or you can get your tits installed on Liminal Body: Tank! and make each of the girls a grenade launcher.  Shame there isn't a heavy weapon option, though.  Gauss rifle!

Then you dual-wield the gauss rifles!  I know you have a dominant hand, but do you have a dominant breast?  Can you be ambibreasterous?
...  ;D I'll have to toss that last one out to our GMs, an extension of the Ambidexterity Quality perhaps?

...forgot about bulk modification...hmmm...ideas for my next pink mohawk character.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Shaidar on <06-20-16/1209:01>
Or would this be a pink g-string character?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Sendaz on <06-23-16/0629:40>
Or use the Capacity in the cyberbreasts to hold spare ammo and learn how to reload like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc)
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <07-24-16/2329:22>
Or use the Capacity in the cyberbreasts to hold spare ammo and learn how to reload like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc)

Meanwhile, on the dark side of the Matrix...

Am I the only one who would watch a Trideo version of that?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <07-25-16/0024:31>
BOOBS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Wakshaani on <07-25-16/0807:09>
BOOBS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Of course not!

Everyone knows that they actually work like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRTugqDo1WM
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Herr Brackhaus on <07-25-16/0939:34>
BOOBS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
QFT. Also, butts. I'm sure someone will argue "But, magic!", to which I can only reply "butt magic!"...
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: kyoto kid on <08-02-16/0313:37>
Or use the Capacity in the cyberbreasts to hold spare ammo and learn how to reload like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc)
...now that's a heck of a speed loader,  My Bushido Cowgirl adept KK needs  to learn that power.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Wakshaani on <08-02-16/1127:55>
I thought KK was on the flat gymnast side of things.

Somebody's been spending her ill-gotten gains on new, uhm. "upgrades". :D
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <08-11-16/1523:40>
I find this relevant if your character ever goes into a stuffer shack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk)
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Medicineman on <08-15-16/1704:13>
I find this relevant if your character ever goes into a stuffer shack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk)

not if You're a female Pistolero Adept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjHmNbUCT-U
;)

and while we're at it
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc
Gun Kata ist (kinda) more interesting than the original one from Equilibrium

He who Dances like a turkish Derwish
Medicineman
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <08-15-16/1717:57>
I find this relevant if your character ever goes into a stuffer shack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYJskKwUqJk)

not if You're a female Pistolero Adept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjHmNbUCT-U
;)

and while we're at it
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIOxsYDHWGc
Gun Kata ist (kinda) more interesting than the original one from Equilibrium

He who Dances like a turkish Derwish
Medicineman

Grenadier is amazing, but I wouldn't go with breasts that big unless you want some serious back pain.  :P

[Proud, card-carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee]
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Herr Brackhaus on <08-15-16/2037:11>
Mental note; rewatch Equilibrium, particularly the last two fight scenes.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <08-15-16/2045:56>
Mental note; rewatch Equilibrium, particularly the last two fight scenes.

I have a character who uses gun kata.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM)
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <08-15-16/2145:15>
Grenadier is amazing, but I wouldn't go with breasts that big unless you want some serious back pain.  :P

[Proud, card-carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee]
hose hammerspace magic
I hate that show so very much.  What too much cheesecake for the sake of cheesecake.  Hammerspace cleavage magically reloading guns?  *Facepalm.*

[Another card-carrying member of the itty bitty titty commitee]
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <08-15-16/2208:23>
Grenadier is amazing, but I wouldn't go with breasts that big unless you want some serious back pain.  :P

[Proud, card-carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee]
hose hammerspace magic
I hate that show so very much.  What too much cheesecake for the sake of cheesecake.  Hammerspace cleavage magically reloading guns?  *Facepalm.*

[Another card-carrying member of the itty bitty titty commitee]

I have a weakness for cheesy anime. For example, ever seen Sekirei?
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <08-15-16/2225:41>
I have a weakness for cheesy anime. For example, ever seen Sekirei?
I can do cheesy, but I don't like when it starts getting... gratuitous.

Sekirei sounds familiar...

*Googles.*

Welp.  Now I know why I never watched that one. :P

*Digs a little more.*

Oh~  I like Homura's character design...

...

And in the series where the shlub cardboard cutout male protagonist who forms contract with the harem for ye olde anime battles by kissing them, there's the loli.  Of course.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <08-15-16/2233:54>
I have a weakness for cheesy anime. For example, ever seen Sekirei?
I can do cheesy, but I don't like when it starts getting... gratuitous.

Sekirei sounds familiar...

*Googles.*

Welp.  Now I know why I never watched that one. :P

*Digs a little more.*

Oh~  I like Homura's character design...

...

And in the series where the shlub cardboard cutout male protagonist who forms contract with the harem for ye olde anime battles by kissing them, there's the loli.  Of course.

Gratuitous over-sexualization, violence, and the chance to stuff my face between voluptuous pillowy tits?

Where do I sign up?  ;D
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <08-15-16/2313:16>
I prefer my sexualization a little more subtle and the tits less boob socky, thank you.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: RowanTheFox on <08-16-16/0010:09>
I prefer my sexualization a little more subtle and the tits less boob socky, thank you.

Pfft, I ain't picky. I can do both.
Title: Re: Really dumb question about breast implants
Post by: Blue Rose on <08-16-16/0142:36>
Whatever turns you on.