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and we've had so much hilarity already with the splatter table. Including so much stuff that doesn't make sense and Doomy here is making it sound like this is pretty much the staple 'everyone's played it' scenario.
So let's see... our sniper got splattered with "pink syrup-y powder" (lolwat?) I apparently knocked glitter (red sticky metal?) onto one of the grunts because I'm too busy sucking on my pop to give a rat's ass about actually aiming.
Stupid thugs and their stupid interruption of the daily caffeine overdose ritual.
EDIT: oh yeah. And Dad's covered in "red fizzy meat" and "blue fuzzy veggies"
... how exactly does meat "fizz" unless you have a serious problem? XD
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Ahhh... the traditional Food Fight. Been around since 1st Edition. The hazing continues... :D
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"pink syrup-y powder" (lolwat?)
I already told you it was a non-Newtonian liquid solid whatever.
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EDIT: oh yeah. And Dad's covered in "red fizzy meat" and "blue fuzzy veggies"
... how exactly does meat "fizz" unless you have a serious problem? XD
When it's FizzyMeat®, of course.
Made from the finest of engineered chimeric fizzy cows.
Eat it before it eats you!
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Also remember, the Stuffer Shacks are franchised by Aztechnology, who also produce many of the "foods" eaten by the mass public. Who knows what they put in that glop.
Mmmm... glop.
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Aztechnology Dude I thought it was Asstechnology. Doomed said that I shouldn't say that to loud, [Foxworthy]but you know us Minotaurs. We're just so bullheaded![/Foxworthy]
The fizzy meat and syrupy powder was funny & a great intro to the run. My favorite part was when I decided to grab one of the baddies (by his head) and throw him at another one that was trying to shoot Code (Daughter's character). I had like 6 hits, he crit fumbled with 4-5 ones out of a 6 die pool. Doom ruled I tore his head off (Darn 14 str). So on my next turn... I threw it at his partner declaring that his partner wanted to give him hea... um... wellllll you get the picture. When we heard the Po po sirens I declared we had better Hoof it out of there!
Oh Usda lost it when he got covered in fizzy meat. See he's a vegetarian! Funny part of it was I was in the beauty/Hygene isle! Where did the fizzy meat come from in H&B supplies???! :o
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USDA, covered in fizzy meat: "... Mom?"
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USDA, covered in fizzy meat: "... Mom?"
Yeah...I know! ;D ::)
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OH GOD IT HURTS TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW. NOT COOL MAN. Yeah. I got even more sick. Doom's probably screwed since I was using him as a space heater. >_>;; SORRY!
Coderizon needed his caffeine and then got his caffeine. He could care less about anyone's bombs or guns or threats until after he has consumed enough of it to make the cow have a heart attack... And he covered a guy in glitter who then tried to run. Dude, glitter is like herpes. It dun go away. Have fun with that whole "being inconspicuous" thing when you're red and sparkley.
And you forgot to mention that you were in the hygiene aisle and got splattered with fizzy meat and fuzzy veggies. XD Figure that out.
and then after we were done playing we all went to 7/11 around the corner for some food of dubious nutritional content... and ingredients... We had to. XD And, of course, I b-lined to the coffee machine. XD
And the concept of chimeric anything is kinda terrifying. I mean, it makes REALLY COOL looking horses (believed to be responsible for brindle... sometimes) but the whole one-twin-absorbing-the-other thing is just a little bit creepy.
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Oh Usda lost it when he got covered in fizzy meat. See he's a vegetarian! Funny part of it was I was in the beauty/Hygene isle! Where did the fizzy meat come from in H&B supplies???! :o
I did? ::)
Go back to bed kiddo!
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I am in bed. There's only so much sleep one can get when they're hacking like a true Raist fangirl. Leamee aloooone. XD
Eating that microwave burrito and a pumpkin spice latte when I may or may not have strep or some similar ailment was probably not the best idea; but hey. That's what that kind of food is for. It's there. It's cheap. It has a chance of maybe tasting okish, but you're really just eating it because it's cheap. You don't know what's in it and you really don't want to. It's in the spirit of the game! XD
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Did you use the Syrupy Powder on your Fizzy Meat Burrito? :o
This is going to be our tables on running joke till the day we stop gaming! ;D ;D ;D :-*
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Oh Usda lost it when he got covered in fizzy meat. See he's a vegetarian! Funny part of it was I was in the beauty/Hygene isle! Where did the fizzy meat come from in H&B supplies???! :o
Well, people put very strange things on their faces in the name of personal beauty.
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No, I used the green ranch, actually, as did Doom on his sub that was on yellow bread.
I wish I was kidding.
And I will personally attest to the strange things I have seen in our health/beauty/cosmetics department. It's like, really people? Why would you do that to yourself? Because that brown sugar body scrub, while smelling pretty good, doesn't ex-foliate worth a crap and just leaves you all oily and sticky and not CLEAN like it's supposed to. It was soooo grooooosssss.
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No, I used the green ranch, actually, as did Doom on his sub that was on yellow bread.
I wish I was kidding.
And I will personally attest to the strange things I have seen in our health/beauty/cosmetics department. It's like, really people? Why would you do that to yourself? Because that brown sugar body scrub, while smelling pretty good, doesn't ex-foliate worth a crap and just leaves you all oily and sticky and not CLEAN like it's supposed to. It was soooo grooooosssss.
You do not know the true power of the Dark (Chocolate) Side! (http://www.chocolatespa.com/spa_treatments/everything_chocolate.php)
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Darn it! Work computer is filtering the page Fast! :'(
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I love Food Fight, it sounds like ya'll had fun with it. I agree on some of the combinationos being funky, but I always played it off as a mix of multiple containers that got hit and sprayed onto the character.
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Google chrome's just like "... no. I'm not loading that."
and that takes all the fun out of it though, Angel! XD Then you get to wonder how in the NINE HELLS meat would ever be capable of fizzing. XD
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Soap? It was the hygiene section after all. Though I like the explanation from earlier in the thread.
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Yeah that one was more entertaining.
And why would soap be mea... Oh wait. Nevermind. (http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/kitchen/da14/)
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My group is really over analytical. They could do, I forget the word for it for some unknown (too much to drink) reason, but the consistancy stuff in movies. You know where you make sure that the guy who isn't wearing a watch one second doesn't magically have one on the next. Although I can get away with alot by waving my hands and saying "It's magic!" or superscience but whatever.
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In movies its called "continuity".
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In tabletop RPG's I call it the "You didn't notice it the first time" rule. Saves a loooottt of headaches.
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That's a good rule for a GM, but for players it can be bothersome:
Player: "Of course I brought my Panther Assault Cannon! I bring it on every infiltration job just in case a fire fight breaks out!!"
GM: "Um... You're wearing a skin tight chameleon suit..."
Player: "With a back pack! Duh!"
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We got told when we went in we didn't have the real guns on us, which limited us to just the sniper's rifle (that's disassembled in a brief case that never leaves his side. Ever.), I had my tazer and whip (which never leaves my side, ever), and Dad with... well... his fists. XD He doesn't usually need much more. I kept forgetting to turn my reflexes on though. @_@ derp.
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There's a reason my drone rigger keeps a very special duffelbag next to to the drone rack. And the drone has a mechanical arm.
She's not anywhere her gear can't come to her in a combat round or two. SHe has a lot of built-in surprises to tide her over in the meanwhile.
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A ceramic knife is a nice little suprise, and so is a Victorinox Memory Blade if you can get one. It's always fun to chop someone in half with part of your outfit. :D
I remember last time I was sliding around on various goos (what is the pural of goo? gooes?) while trying to do movie like stunts. I did more damage to myself, and the store, than the gangers did. I did pull off a slide by backstabbing though.
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Nah Chaotic Insane there is no way my character would have that rifle on him if the gm hadn't said that this wasn't actually part of the campaign. That gun was freaking expensive and illegal he's not risking it.
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I just have this hilarious image of Dust kneeling in teh isle speed assembling that rifle while just looking around mumbling curses at himself & his friends for picking this Night to go to the Stuffer Shack! :P
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is there a 4a version of Food Fight!?
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I don't know what version this is, but I would assume that we are using 4th ed. It was a great way to introduce us to the rules & have a crapload of fun!
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is there a 4a version of Food Fight!?
Yep right here http://www.shadowrun4.com/quickstart/
Quickstart and foodfight 4.0.
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is there a 4a version of Food Fight!?
Yep right here http://www.shadowrun4.com/quickstart/
Quickstart and foodfight 4.0.
yoink
oh, and thank you
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is there a 4a version of Food Fight!?
Clicky (http://www.shadowrun4.com/quickstart/).
EDIT: Woo I missed that there was a fourth page...
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The Quickstart rules (http://www.shadowrun4.com/wordpress/2007/09/free-shadowrun-quick-start-rules-available/) include an updated version.
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Darn it we missed the shotgun! Oh well, we didn't have time to check for "treasure" ;D
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In one FF scenario I ran someone threw a brace of grenades into the place.
Everyone came out covered in...something. Except the guy who threw the grenades in the first place.
Everyone blamed the guy who threw the grenades, who managed, like Dr. Venkman from Ghostbusters, to only get a little bit on his shoulder. He didn't hear the end of it until we stopped playing.
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Thats a good one TGN!
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Food Fight was changed it used to be a robbery with a few over the top gangers. The new version is still good, but the original up until 3ed was magical.
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Food Fight was changed it used to be a robbery with a few over the top gangers. The new version is still good, but the original up until 3ed was magical.
You know if this one was just GOOD. You have my curiosity peeked. I had a blast. I haven't had that kinda fun in about a decade of gaming! Well there was that Gnone Cleric I played a few years back in the Underdark world event! :-*
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You had a crazy "samurai" ganger, a shaman who fought like a dog, a queen bee type who wore heels so high she toke a combat penalty, and a few other misfits. It was a pretty intense intro to combat as they were spread out all over as the fight began and being surrounded wasa very real possibility.
I'll try to find the old version online. I know it was in the 1ed book, and was updated for 2nd and 3ed.
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Thanks A1
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Hmm... USDA and A1. Two great tastes... ;)
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Unfortunately I can't find just the adventure :-[. You can get it in the 1st ed rules on drivethrurpg for 8 bucks.
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Hmm... USDA and A1. Two great tastes... ;)
Egads Fast with everything thats at steak, How? How could I have missed that one!! :'( ARRRRG!!!!!!
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First thing Doom rolled was "pink spongy meat."
I slapped him (lightly) since just the previous day I had to play a game of inanimate-object-marco-polo with my nose and a can of open salmon cat food SOMEWHERE in the pet food at work. Sniffed out where the stench was coming from, reached into the back of the shelf to pull the last couple cans into the light... and shoved my hand in a pile of rotting-salmon-catfood-covered-maggots. I did not want to be reminded of that HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE.
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First thing Doom rolled was "pink spongy meat."
I slapped him (lightly) since just the previous day I had to play a game of inanimate-object-marco-polo with my nose and a can of open salmon cat food SOMEWHERE in the pet food at work. Sniffed out where the stench was coming from, reached into the back of the shelf to pull the last couple cans into the light... and shoved my hand in a pile of rotting-salmon-catfood-covered-maggots. I did not want to be reminded of that HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE.
I didn't roll that one, I hand selected it just for you. :P
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You are also not on skype. Lolwat.
And you, my good sir, are an ass. XD
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That's great. I'm getting ready to start some new players. I have to run that one...
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Yes. Yes you do. If you roll half as good as Doom did, your friends will have zingers for the rest of your running days! How the heck do you get powdery syrup or was it syrupy powder? ;D
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You don't. Thats just what your brain told you it was. Because it knew you wouldn't be able to handle the truth.
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Yeah... That's what I thought too. ;)
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oh yeah. And Dad's covered in "red fizzy meat" and "blue fuzzy veggies"
... how exactly does meat "fizz" unless you have a serious problem? XD
As an aside, I found a fizzy meat product... (http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?food=27)
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oh yeah. And Dad's covered in "red fizzy meat" and "blue fuzzy veggies"
... how exactly does meat "fizz" unless you have a serious problem? XD
As an aside, I found a fizzy meat product... (http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?food=27)
How did I not see that coming...
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How can you have fizzy meat? You've never had my wife's cooking before....
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Gah... remind me to never let you invite me for Thanksgiving...
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Good gods why. Just why. @_@
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Every day, in every way, this world inches closer to the 6th world.
Spirits help us.
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Gah... remind me to never let you invite me for Thanksgiving...
That's why we're thankful, I do the cooking.
8)
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I didn't run food fight until a few years ago using 3e rules, and I just did it with my social adept. But holy hell good use of Small Unit Tactics and Combat Pool is brutal even with an unaugmented character vs. a group of wired idiots. She killed everyone and walked away almost unscathed.
http://www.shadowland.org/Main/User%20Pages/objects/page3954.html