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Your Most Entertaining Mission/Objective?

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The Wyrm Ouroboros

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« Reply #15 on: <11-10-16/0603:42> »
Sadly, not even near the run that made every single player and character decide they Did Not Want To Get On My Bad Side ...

... hm.  Two mostly-different groups of players, though the same group as people slowly rotated through.  I might put those up.
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DeathofVirtue

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« Reply #16 on: <11-10-16/0756:58> »
  Well I can't speak for everyone else but I'm certainly interested.  I can see you as the star of a trid show, Tales of the Wyrm xD
Because if I pass you I wont even leave a breeze.
If you search for me you won't find a trace.
What then do those seeking me say they found?
Nothing.
Zero is nothing.
I am Zero.
What better name for myself?
 -Zero on being asked where he got his name...

DeathofVirtue

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« Reply #17 on: <11-10-16/0914:49> »
  On a nother note my combat rigger got up to some real hi-jinks when I got my hands on rigger 5.0 and converted it to sr3.  Like intentionaly spreading VITAS II to make a distraction...

 Step 1 Buy piece of drek vehicle away from your target area with body 4.  Easy enough.

 Step 2 Get a rating 3 anti theft system installed with gas release system designed for a toxin.  Slightly harder but where theres a face theres a way.

 Step 3 Make some cosmetic mods to make it look owned by upper middle class, including change of paint.

 Step 4 Convert the gas release toxin system to take Viral Samples.  Pathetically easy when you have a lab background, they both use aerosolized dispersal methods so its just a matter of adding a chamber where vitas II can be introduced to the aerosol.

 Step 5 Install morphing liscence plate + Spoof chip.  Pretty easy.

 Step 6 Use your level 3 toxicology contact to obtain VITAS II.  A little more niche but...

 Step 7 Clear vehicle of any dna, serial numbers or astral identifiers.  Bleach + File and mage if needed.

 Step 8 Wearing Enviroseal Gear load Vitas II and thoroughly decontaminate area. Carefull now...

 Step 9 Set autonav to target area (Poorly watched gang turf a significant distance from your actuall run target) park in a shifty looking area, remove any hair you may have left in it and wipe seats with bleach rag, set anti theft.

 Step 10 Walk to local cafe and get nutrisoy or soycaffe.

 Step 11 Take local transit to base of operations (Standard multi route to avoid being followed).

 Step 12 laugh at the chaos.
Because if I pass you I wont even leave a breeze.
If you search for me you won't find a trace.
What then do those seeking me say they found?
Nothing.
Zero is nothing.
I am Zero.
What better name for myself?
 -Zero on being asked where he got his name...

HobDobson

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« Reply #18 on: <11-12-16/0145:50> »
  So I basically popped this in so we could have a laugh at the weird and sometimes hystericaly funny situations we can find ourselves in runnning the shadows.

One of our early jobs was to steal an outbound shipment of vintage cars and motorcycles, from Detroit, belonging to a General Motors VP. We were in that much trouble with our Johnson from the previous fiasco. But for a change we had our act together: a rented semi, faked invoices and manifests for a pick-up, our human gunner disguised as an orc to match the borrowed SIN ...  ???

From the start, our truck gets held up at the front gate security checkpoint, right behind the extra squad of security  sent to guard the shipment from us. Said pros decide they don't need to prove their identity to the Port rent-a-cop. He decides otherwise, throws them off the property, and after no less than three tries against that SIN waves our guy on in. The professionals are still parked on the street, arguing over their commlinks, as our team drives out with the goods, yanking and tanking RFID tags as fast as they could find them. Our mage on astral overwatch managed to sneak in twice, and only almost got caught leaving.


As I understand it, Ares Macrotechnology isn't exactly known for the quietest or safest shadow operations themselves. But the look on the NEST team's faces when we 'jacked even the failsafe demolition charges from a target site ... Maybe they shouldn't have told us to "grab everything"?  8)


We did, after all, manage to screw up being the fall guys for a corporate operation overseas. Now, some teams would be upset to learn that, and some might respond negatively. No drek, one sub-team lead said, "I don't really blame them." Our mechanic asked "What went wrong? Didn't we do what we were told to do?"  :-[  When told flat out that that left a potentially lethal field op to us: "When do we go?"