My group has gotten a couple. They're not learning.

Including a motorcycle that tried to drive back to Japan.
Player 1: "My bike has a Gyro and a Pilot program, I order it to drive home!"
Player 2: "Yeah, because a Motorcycle with no driver is subtle."
Player 1 Rolls, Critical Failure
Me: "OK. Did you set up your home as a location?"
Player 1: "Hell no! If someone were to get ahold of my bike, they'd know where I lived and... Oh..."
Me: "It tries to go Home. It's home, the factory where it was built."
Player 1: "Well... Poo."
Player 2: "That's a long drive."