I still think DMSO and horse laxative is my grenade loadout of choice. It`s the gift that keeps on giving.
Now there is a thought. If the security forces or attempting to contain frothing angry raving wageslaves who drank from a tainted water cooler they might be paying less attention elsewhere.
Remember, you don't have to kill the vehicle to stop it, just kill the guy driving it.
Tainted sprinklers sounds like something that should be inappropriate for discussion on a public forum. Women should cover the ears of children. Men would grow angry and intimate physical aggression on the speaker. It would also make a good song name for something written by Marilyn Manson... if he still writes songs. Does he?