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You can hear the pissed up laughter mixed in with the bike alarms
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You peer around the corner of the building only to see 8 blokes pointing and laughing at a severely drunk bloke dressed in drag, sat in a heap on top of your bikes.
The bikes were laying on their sides with the bloke, probably the poor fucker who's stag party it was, on top. The bloke didn't look good, aside from the frumpy dress and shoddy make up, he looked liked he'd had far too much synthahol.
His mates were having a great time taking pictures, probably forwarding them to his wife-to-be