Really, JackVII? You're a better man than I in that case then, or at least a better mold; I hated those old frakkin' kevlar cans, they never sat right on my head and kept sliding down in the front, and they always seemed to get in the way of some damned thing or another. I also thought they were pretty heavy for a helmet, but I joined with a background in civilian skydiving.
Once we deployed in '02, though, we rarely used them except for training and on base in-country, though; since I was ISTAR I swapped mine (it did not pass-go, heh) for a civilian version skydiver helmet (Gemtex or something like that), at least for the drops that didn't require oxygen.
My absolute worst experience with the pass-get was during a training jump where the strap from my rifle soft case got caught on the chinstrap of the helmet; that was an... interesting... landing for sure.
Wells
You go right ahead and trust your noggin' to a helmet when facing small-arms fire, be my guest...