'Stupid' automatically fails the 'badass' test.
If that was true we would live in a very boring world.
Heck, we play a game in which the terms "cyberninja", "racoon shaman", "nanotech AI" and "president Dunkelzahn" may be uttered in the same sentence without too many raised eyebrows.
That could be interpreted as pretty stupid, yet it is exitingly badass

More on topic:
I still think the supressed bayonet could work awesomely, but only in specialised cases.
For example, can you just take your standard Sandler TMP, screw on a supressor and attach a bayonet? Propably not for reasons mentioned above.
But if a player comes to me and says his gun fu adept needs a bayonet on his silent SMG, why not?
An internaly supressed SMG like the HK227S, with the melee hardening mod should be sturdy enough to mount something sharp on the under barrel rail.
@Xenon: Big props for the picture of the trenchgun with mounted swordbayonet... THAT is how you do CQB!