Tanya looks at Mother and smiles. "Thanks. I am sure that I would have airs as well. I was born with the proverbial platinum spoon in my mouth. Parents had tons of money but were seldom home. When they were they were always too busy to see me. Older brothers were mostly away at school. Lots of governesses and tutors. I started stealing when I was, oh, about seven. Stuff around the house, you know. Got caught and the governor, dear daddy that is, decided I was to go boarding school. Boooooring for the most part, though I learned a lot about how to up my stealing game. Got kicked out a lot. In and out of eight schools in three years. Ninth one was the charm. Learned all about sex with boys and girls. Got even better at stealing. Met a bloke in London. Small-time fence, but he knew his stuff and taught me lots. Stayed at this last school and finished. My parents had arranged a large party for my eighteenth birthday. They were going to parade me in front of the eligible bachelors and try to marry me off. And I was a good catch, being the daughter of a very wealthy Viscount. The whole family was riding in the Rolls to the party. I was standing through the sun roof when I saw the car coming. It hit us broadside and I was ejected through the roof. Fragged up my body a lot but I lived. I was watching my family trying to get out of the car when it exploded. End of all I knew in one split second of fire. Lots of surgery. Lots of pain. Got money from mummy, but all of daddy's was tied to the estate and girls do not inherit unless all male relatives are dead. Short ending is that I was tossed off with a very nice trust fund and was exiled here after some indiscretions involving underage girls, drugs, and lots of sex. Did I mention that the underage girl had VERY important political relatives, including her daddy. So I am an exile. But I like it here. And I get better at stealing things every day.