“Well, pretty much nothin’ like that. Lived onna mountain in Arkansas. US, UCAS, then CAS, but Arkansas is Arkansas. Family’d been there past memory, farmin’, huntin’, preachin’. Moonshinin’ come later, o’ course. We was up well away from any sorta town, but we had community, we did. Knew all the brethren onna mountain, an’ they families. I was the middle outta nine kids, an’ we’d see the neighbors at meetin’ ever’ Sabbath. Pa was a handler, an’ he taught the art ta me. Reckon he hoped I’d carry on his ministry. I’ll allow as I had a knack fer it, preachin’. But he an’ Ma, they’d both been out inna world afore settlin’ back home, he inna army, an’ she out Hollywood way. A real beauty she was, an’ is ta this day. Was him but more her showed me my destiny, an’ it was foregone that I’d chase it. Like I still am today. Close now, though. Won’t be long.”
He got a faraway look in his eyes, if cybereyes can get faraway looks, then carried on. “Reckon they’s mostly all still there. Course Clem went off ta college, Lord pertect ‘er, but after her I was the only one ta leave, which is some comfort when I think o’ my folks gettin’ on. I don’t hear much from ‘em – reckon I’s a bit hard ta pin down – but I know Memphis took over the ministry, which is probably best, cuz I do have a bit o’ backslidin’ in me. Come ta think of it, we had a lot in common with them Pearic people. That ain’t really a name, ya know, it jist translates ta ‘people apart’ or somethin’. It’s a generic term fer all the uncivilized tribes ‘round the country, here an’ in Thailand, what’s still clingin’ to they old ways. Them folks tonight, they’s the Chong. Jist the four villages left. Yeah, lot in common with the Guthries.” The thought made him grin. “’Ceptin’ o’ course we speak English, an’ they don’t. An’ we’s all river-baptized, whereas they poor soul’s got no hope less’n they’s saved. Hey, maybe these missionaries we’s bringin’ can offer ‘em some o’ the Good News.”
He shook his head. “You’ll pardon me, I’s ramblin’ in eight directions now. Fer some unfathomable reason, I am findin’ it hard to maintain my concentration.” He licked his lips, smiled slyly, then looked down and shook his head. Brought his eyes back up to hers. “So hey beautiful, ya jist said how much ya love yer big ol’ fiddle. An’ a few hours ago you was jist about over the moon at deliverin’ that baby. Seems ta me neither o’ those perfessions has much inna way o’ mosquitos nor minefields nor Azzie sadists, nor any way gen’rally ta git yerself killed. So what the hell ya doin’ out here?”