(I found this saved on an old CD Rom. It's old. Probably older than some of you. Wonder how many of you this will make a lick of sense to?
... you understand what the term BABY really means.
... you have searched Ebay for a BABY to call your own.
... you have a BABY of your own.
... you've named your BABY.
… your BABY has more signatures in it than your High School Yearbook.
... you're like a parent with your BABY in that if anyone goes to touch it without express, often written, permission from yourself you have threatened them with significant acts of violence.
... you know what the following terms or acronyms all mean ... "DRF, FASA, Plastic Warriors, BKK, HHH, TSS, BadKarma, SR, Bulldrek."
... you knew the web site address of all of the previous by heart.
... you knew the names of the coordinating staff of each of those web sites.
... you can name all the DLOH in order and give the dates when they changed hands accordingly.
… the DLOH knows who you are.
… you’ve met a DLOH.
… you’ve met more than one DLOH.
… you knw what ShadowRN, Plot-D, and ShadowTK, NERPS and SRCreate were.
… you were a member of any of those lists.
… you were a member of ALL of those lists.
… including ShadowGM.
… you remember when the ShadowRN lists were on jackpoint.org.
… you remember when the ShadowRN lists were on itribe.
… you remember when the ShadowRN lists were on Haern.
... you understand what the terms "Old Timer, Carp, Gurth's Stairs, Dumpshock, etc..." all refer to and where they are used most.
… you know what the Tickle-Me-Dunkie and Dinky Dunky is.
... you've ever made a stuffed Great Dragon doll.
… you’ve spent time on #Shadowrun on Undernet IRC.
… you know who Fro is.
… you know who WildAngle is.
… you know what CaptChaos, Mostafavi, and Fastjack were.
… you visited Shadowland.org when it was still in it’s first incarnation.
… you know what TopCat’s Manifesto is.
… you have a copy of TopCat’s Manifesto.
… You remember "name the quote, win a prize"
… you know what the term THWAP means.
… you've been THWAPed.
… you have the big THWAP Carp ASCII graphic on your hard drive.
… you know MC23, Barbie, Gurth, or Dvixen’s real name.
… you remember Invasion Force.
… you were a part of Invasion Force.
… you weren’t part of IF, you were defending TK from IF.
… you know who Bob is.
… you know what the FCotSB is.
… you’ve been incubated into the FCotSB.
… you’re a member of the Anti-boB Liberation Front.
… you spell it w**dch**k to avoid mail filters.
… you know WHY it’s spelled that way.
… you remember why w**ch**k’s, Tea, FAB Bats, Peanut Butter, and Vegemite are all forbidden topics.
