"Alright! I found her! Now all I need is a time machine so I can go back to before she died. I heard that Renraku was working on one using pizza/bagel dynamics. Ancient legend tells us that when you put pizza on a bagel, you can have that pizza at any time, Past, Present or Future! So far, they have had little success duplicating this effect with sentient toppings, but I have faith in their capacity for madcap science. I mean, remember all the wacky shit that came out of the ACHE? Good times... Anyway, I guess we'll have to go straight to the man himself. I'll drop a message through an anonymous remailer that'll point him to a message board where we can leave a prepared statement, filled with poignant threats and menacing questions."