[JimJungle]

So I've had this idea of having a Face char be a comedian (Con + Fast talk). And I am looking for some good (or not so good) Shadowrun Jokes. So what have you guys got? No limits on how dumb or bad.

[StarManta]

What's the difference between NetCat and a commlink? A commlink can't get knocked up.

[CanRay]

What do you call twenty Humanis Thugs and a Troll?

A fair fight.

[StarManta]

What's the difference between the Ancients and Humanis? About 0.3 meters and pointy ears.

(Incidentally, don't forget to take Enthralling Performance. Open mic night at the comedy club your target is hanging out at? Makes for a really really easy extraction.)

[CanRay]

What do you get after eating a Pixie?

Empty calories and the munchies almost immediately.

[Ryo]

How many Shadowrunners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. A Hacker to turn off the electricity, a Gun Bunny to 'extract' the former light bulb, a Face to haggle on the price of a new bulb, and a PhysAd to do all the actual work, using a Cybered out Troll as a ladder. And it'll cost you 1000 nuyen a head, too.

[Critias]

Why do Orks and Trolls smell so bad?

So blind people can hate them, too.

[CanRay]

Have you heard the one about Lofwyr?

...

Neither have I, try the veal!

[Deliverator]

Ask me if I'm an orange.

Are you an orange?

No.

[CanRay]

Then there was the Magician that had no sense of humor...

*Falls over and doesn't move*

[StarManta]

How many pixies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I'm not sure how they got in there.

What's the difference between an ork and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

[Chrona]

A Humanist walks into a bar.
The Ork takes another swing.

[Teknodragon]

"A technomancer and a mage walk into a bar--" mouth keeps moving, no sound is heard.

[Ryo]

What do you get when you put a Troll and a Dwarf in the same room?

Record distance.

[Longshot23]

Quoting . . .

What's long and hard on a Shadowrunner?

Second grade . . .