Errh. It IS in English!
OK, the font messed me up a bit, I will confess.
En anglais, s'il vous plaît?
+1 for proper punctuation and accents 
One of the few pieces of French I actually bloody well learned.
"Je ne parle pas français, parlez-vous anglais s'il vous plaît?" is the other. I figured with those two, I might at least get some brownie points for at least trying.
Oh, and I need to learn, "I'm not a damned American, I'm Canadian!" in French and Dutch. Someday I plan to take a trip of Europe... Someday. I figure my English will work well enough in England, Ireland, and Scotland...
