[Crunch]

>>>>>[I spent a few years in Montgomery and I have to say that the best thing about Southern Belles is that you don't have to worry about hitting on them. If they decide they want you they'll let you know. On a side note the deep south has a lot of great primal Blues and Jazz, 1048 in Montgomery is a prime example, and if you want to work as or for a smuggler the Gulf Coast is the place to be.]<<<<<

--Mr. Fabulous (21:42/1-07-75)

[Solodice]

>>>>>[Tell me about it and those Southern Belles. I ran a lot of security for those girls when I was back in the CAS and... I've already said to much.

Blues and Jazz is one thing I could do without growing up down south and probably a reason I developed a taste for powernoize.

Don't get me started on smugglers.]<<<<<

--Stinger (9:09:37/1-07-75)

[Smiley]

>>>>>[Hahaha! Yeah, right! Because vengeful husbands are worse in the CAS than anywhere else! They're all the same anywhere and they're all welcome to try! They wouldn't be the first to try. And if anybody noticed, I'm the type of guy they call to take a head on a stake. Besides, I didn't drug them or got them drunk nor did I rape them. I didn't coarse them either. They were there, because they wanted to be there. Just saying it before someone speaks about how saintly and virtuous those "southern belles" are!]<<<<<
     -- Smiley (23:21:22/01-07-75)

[Solodice]

>>>>>[Smiley needs a new smile! *pulls out a knife* I hope someone hasn't told you that before pretty boy, lol.

 I will say this though about CAS: Vengeful Husbands (I'm going to pitch that to a studio some day) is that they have some of the most fragged up ways to deal with your kind Smiley and not all of it's physical... you'll have to come and talk to me in person if you want to know more.

Southern Belles being saintly and virtuous... the day I make a deal with a dragon is the day that Southern Belles become saintly and virtuous.]<<<<<

--Stinger (9:36:09/1-07-75)

[Mirikon]

>>>>>[Ah, so nice to see kids not knowing what they're talking about. Stinger, I'll give you a little tip. No matter how vengeful a husband may be, unless they were a trained combat mage or cybered-up heavy from the army, even getting the drop on Smiley they wouldn't have been able to do anything to him. Assuming they could even find his love nest to begin with. Trust me when I say that a vengeful husband in the CAS has nothing on 'fragged up ways to get revenge' when compared to Smiley.

Ah, and smiley, Mother has arranged rooms for you and Autumn on the estate for your stay, if you like. She also wishes me to inform you that she understands if you would rather secure your own lodgings. You'll find a message in your mail from me containing a contact list of several hotels (and a couple safehouses) in Malek'thas of various price ranges if you choose to go that route. I'll be staying on the estate as well, so I can play tour guide if you and autumn want to go out on the town while you're here.]<<<<<

--Iceblade (23:57:22/01-07-75)

[All4BigGuns]

>>>>>[The more you mention that estate, the more jealous of Smiley I become.]<<<<<

--Predator (00:09:14/01-08-75)

[Solodice]

>>>>>[Who said the husbands do the nasty work? Boy (Iceblade), I did all the work and if you want to see some my art go watch some vids called "Atalanta shaken and stirred up by a rash or break-ins and brutal murders on some poor fraggers". I was kinda surprised someone liked my handy work and posted up a vid about it.

You all talk like Smiley's a god! I'll have to visit the pretty boy myself one day and buy him a beer.]<<<<<

--Stinger (10:22:25/1-07-75)

[All4BigGuns]

>>>>>[Boy? From what I've seen here, I don't think you know what kind of bear you're poking by insulting him.]<<<<<

--Wheeler (00:23:31/1-08-2075)

[Solodice]

>>>>[If he wants come play he come and play. He poked this sea wolf here and I come to show the bear I'm not toothless or claw-less. No insult on the boy part that's just the ol' grumpy CAS dwarf coming outta me.]<<<<<

--Stinger (10:29:04/1-07-75)

[All4BigGuns]

>>>>>[I just, personally, would rather not piss off those who've been in the Shadows longer than me. Heck, I don't even wanna piss off Pred.]<<<<<

--Wheeler (00:33:02/1-08-2075)

>>>>>[Damn straight you don't.]<<<<<

--Predator (00:36:24/1-08-2075)

[Solodice]

[Sometimes you piss in a breeze and it lands on someone walking by... it happens. I guess I'll just shut up and get back to drinking some beer and blasting powernoize for the whole neighborhood to enjoy.]

--Stinger (10:42:57/1-07-75)

[Keita]

>>>>> [ Wise decision. ] <<<<<
.    -- Madrecita (2:00:13/01-07-74)

[Mirikon]

>>>>>[Speaking of dwarves, I think I have one or two in my garden. Once they became statues, I had them turned into fountains. It would probably be best if the spell was never removed from them, but I had no intentions of doing that anyways. Stinger, trust me when I say that a youngster like you is no threat to me. In another twenty years you may be good enough, but as it stands, you're not of any concern. Unless you're secretly a dragon, insect spirit, or one of the infected, I see no reason to be concerned.

Xerena, I trust you will accompany me to my brother's party? I've been dying to introduce you to Mother.

Predator, I'll see if I can't get you on the guest list for the next party.]<<<<<

--Iceblade (05:03:22/01-08-75)

[Keita]

>>>>>[Of course, Miri. I'd be delighted. ]<<<<<
     -- Madrecita (06:43:10/01-08-74)

[Devil]

>>>>>[The moment you think yourself invulnerable is the moment when you are weakest. Dee teedoodeedo. I'm so awesome. Bang bang! Ouch, I iz dead. That's you. Just sayin'.]<<<<<

--Joker (12:08:13/01-08-75)