>>>>>[Sorries it tuuk soz long ta getz back about da critter. Money wokez up an' I hadta saves him from the fambly. He'z on da way home wit' anuuder concussion frum muh brudder, who haz one hizzself (From me) and a broke arm (From Money.). Racists don' just wear da white sheetz an comez in "Breeder" flaverz, ah'm sorries ta say. An' everbuddy sayz dat he did deservez what happened. Ya don'ts bringz up Money's wife up wit'out riskin' da metahurtz.
Anyhowz, da chemical reportz I wuz sent sayz dat dis is not az likelies da Toxic styliez a'critter, but justa Mutant. Da toxins in da report iz mostlies attackin' da orgins an' da DNA at areaz awayez from da partsa da strandz what most eggheadz t'ink da "Magic Gene" iz, which iz da scientific wayz to piece out which iz which. Dat said, da report did showz dat dere wuz crystalization frum da ice whut didz damage ta da sample. It keptz it guud from some standpoints, but odders it wuz bad. Honestly, da high-foreheady typez don' know dere hoops from dere speakin' holes when it comez ta da magic stuff mostly, so I'd sayz da only acid test whut matters iz da astral check. I hadz no WizWyrms wit' me on da team, and Money ain't no magicy type, soz nuna uz haz dat infos. But nuna dem ever askz me not'in', soz what do I knowz, I'ze jus' some dumb Trog in da Barrens, right?
Nowz, if youse excuse me, I haz to mark muh Nephew'z tests on da physics az applied ta da explodies. He'z a bit miffed dat I wouldn't let him use da calculator, an' he's savin' up fer dat Math SPU t'ing dat lets you dos da math wit'out workin' da brain-stuff.]<<<<<
-- Big Murphy (22:35:01/12-07-73)