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« Reply #495 on: <12-07-11/1005:12> »
>>>>>[Not to sound crass, but if you're one of the 'pretty' changelings, pretty much any high end club will be welcoming of you. Just avoid the rabidly racist clubs and you're good. Now if you're not so pretty, you might look into places that have a high percentage of Awakened patrons. Anywhere in the Hub in Denver should be fairly welcoming to you, so long as you didn't SURGE into something with insect features. (And if you did, I'd suggest going with virtual clubs. Lot of people I know shoot first ask questions later if they see someone with bug features. Especially the ones who've seen the real bugs before.)]<<<<<

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« Reply #496 on: <12-07-11/1801:57> »
>>>>>[Yeah, Iceblade is right. Any Awakened friendly clubs should let you in and have some fun. I know dozens of those here and there, in and round the UCAS but if your cozy little nest is in the Seattle area like me, you might want to try the Pirate, Wanda's (a little too artistic for my taste but she's a nice lady) or the Purgatory (your best bet if you can get in). I saw a pair of drunk drakes dancing around in their Dracoform at the Pirate's a few years a go with everybody clapping and cheering. That was a pretty funny night.]<<<<<
     -- Smiley (18:01:28/12-07-73)
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« Reply #497 on: <12-07-11/2335:18> »
>>>>>[Sorries it tuuk soz long ta getz back about da critter.  Money wokez up an' I hadta saves him from the fambly.  He'z on da way home wit' anuuder concussion frum muh brudder, who haz one hizzself (From me) and a broke arm (From Money.).  Racists don' just wear da white sheetz an comez in "Breeder" flaverz, ah'm sorries ta say.  An' everbuddy sayz dat he did deservez what happened.  Ya don'ts bringz up Money's wife up wit'out riskin' da metahurtz.

Anyhowz, da chemical reportz I wuz sent sayz dat dis is not az likelies da Toxic styliez a'critter, but justa Mutant.  Da toxins in da report iz mostlies attackin' da orgins an' da DNA at areaz awayez from da partsa da strandz what most eggheadz t'ink da "Magic Gene" iz, which iz da scientific wayz to piece out which iz which.  Dat said, da report did showz dat dere wuz crystalization frum da ice whut didz damage ta da sample.  It keptz it guud from some standpoints, but odders it wuz bad.  Honestly, da high-foreheady typez don' know dere hoops from dere speakin' holes when it comez ta da magic stuff mostly, so I'd sayz da only acid test whut matters iz da astral check.  I hadz no WizWyrms wit' me on da team, and Money ain't no magicy type, soz nuna uz haz dat infos.  But nuna dem ever askz me not'in', soz what do I knowz, I'ze jus' some dumb Trog in da Barrens, right?

Nowz, if youse excuse me, I haz to mark muh Nephew'z tests on da physics az applied ta da explodies.  He'z a bit miffed dat I wouldn't let him use da calculator, an' he's savin' up fer dat Math SPU t'ing dat lets you dos da math wit'out workin' da brain-stuff.]<<<<<
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« Reply #498 on: <12-08-11/0007:50> »
>>>>>[Oh, an' da Matchstick's Jazz Club iz friendly-like wit' da Changling-folk.  Even haz a few music-playerz dat iz da Changling.  Da onlies problem wit' dat place iz dat it'z in da Downtown, wit' all da cameras an' SIN scanner dronez an' security stuffs.  Noes offense, but da Changling-folk are kinda obvious an' unique, soz I wouldn't suggest youse do Biz dere, jus' enjoy da music, da atmosphere, and da non-watered down drinks.  Dat'z why I uze da place meself.  Lezz I'm workin', dat iz.  Den da security don sees me 'causea da hacker.]<<<<<
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« Reply #499 on: <12-08-11/1137:02> »
>>>>>[ I like conducting biz in music clubs. Especially the louder ones. Unless of course Mr. Johnson is one of those refinement freaks.

There are a few specialist shapeshifter clubs. They tend to attract changelings too. I'l ask Fen. He's bound to have sniffed out a few by now.

Thanks to those of you who came to see Madre perform. I was surprised to see her do a few flamenco numbers. ]<<<<<
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« Reply #500 on: <12-08-11/2305:22> »
>>>>>[I did appreciate those flamenco, if I had known, I would have brought a date with me just to have a dance partner. Yes, a chinese guy who dances flamenco, so what? Tango too! Ain't a pro but I do. Every guy should, the ladies just love it! I tried waltz a few times, but beside the funny costumes it was pretty boring!

Oh did she liked the flowers? Didn't get her reaction much, she just looked at me surprised and I had to go like, real fast. Fresh from the plastic jungle and my own garden, chose them myself. Every good performance merits flowers, or so I'm told. Nonetheless, it was good show and I had a good time! I should really go out in these places more often.]<<<<<
     -- Smiley (23:05:48/12-08-73)
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« Reply #501 on: <12-09-11/0115:15> »
>>>>>[Typing this in AR to spare you all the hangover-overtones. Going to have to wait for my head to clear before I can start studying it, tho. Great clubs, guys. I know I sampled at least two. Things get fuzzy after that. Never knew the Seattle area had such a nice bed and breakfast either.]<<<<<
--TekDrake(1:14:12/12-9-73)
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« Reply #502 on: <12-09-11/0118:18> »
>>>>>[Great, you guys have fun, and I get a concussion from a racist ork and get to spend the night in the Doc Wagon waiting room.  I miss my wife being around...  Never mind me, I had a bit too much "Medicinal" brandy.  'Least I broke the bastard's arm.]<<<<<
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« Reply #503 on: <12-09-11/0311:47> »
>>>>>[Well, I had fun last night but tonight... not so much. I was at the ACHE visiting a... friend there. Had to pull a few strings to get in there just for two hours and a half. Man, this place a bucket full of shit about to hit a big high speed fan. But this time, it's... Well... It's still going to be fun! I guess I'll have to get him out of there eventually but he doesn't want me to for now. He's probably planning something. Anyway, it's going to be an interesting sight, watching all those crazed and angry people running in the streets of Downtown when the front door will explode. Meh! I'm sure a bunch of Knight Errants in shining armor will ride the streets on their white horses to save the damsels in distress. But enough wild speculations. For now Sir Drinkalot here's going to get another cup and finally go to bed!]<<<<<
     -- Smiley (03:10:20/12-09-73)
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« Reply #504 on: <12-09-11/0856:15> »
>>>>>[OK, head in better shape, rested up, fresh suit of clothing, spare mags for pistol.  Ready to head out and...  Oh, wait...  Just saw in the mirror.  Pants might help.  Remind me again why I'm getting into politics this year again?  Maybe I am getting old, can't keep up this kind of schedule like I used to.  Or it's the repeated recent blows to the head.]<<<<<
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« Reply #505 on: <12-09-11/1226:08> »
>>>>>[ Mmm...I see another run in my near future, to get an uncontaminated sample of the critter. If anyone knows a zoologist who's willing to take some risks in the name of science, please let me know. Thanks though, Murph. You're right that the ice did a lot of damage, and I think it might also have been contaminated.

As for you, Ysoni...I'll deal with you later. How'd you like to lose those balls I gave you? I'm not looking for fame here, you idiot. It's a big enough risk for me to perform in public without you advertising it.

Smiley...you ran off before I could thank you. Am I really that scary? The flowers are lovely. I can't remember the last time I received some. Thank you...and I'm gratified to know you enjoyed yourself. Nevermind that you're chinese and liking flamenco. That's no stranger than a Spanish woman singing the blues. Tango is good. The rumba is better. As for the ACHE...you have a very strange idea of "fun", my dear. I'd take it as a kindness if you'd give me a bit of warning before you blast the lid off things? I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Downtown when that drek goes down.  ]<<<<<
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« Reply #506 on: <12-09-11/2242:33> »
>>>>>[All-Father damn it to Hel's Domain!  The Toxic Pixie?  >Link To Post<  She's back in the Mextroplex!  Just got this pic from one of my informants that I keep well fed.

Where's my full-auto shotgun, I'm going hunting.  Something to wash the taste out of politics.]<<<<<
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« Reply #507 on: <12-10-11/0021:17> »
>>>>>[That was an interesting day, now chilling out at the Powerline. Oh I love it when a plan comes together! Hehehe.

Oh! No! Hell no! I'm not going to be the one to break hell loose. Don't worry. All I said is that it's just a matter of time before this thing explode. Take my word for it, it's a catastrophe waiting to happen. If I have to get anyone out of there, it's going to be quietly by pulling a few strings. No explosive involved, I promise! Speaking of which, I haven't dabble in explosives in ten years now. It doesn't really match my style anymore. But I gotta say, it's still really cool to see things go boom.

Then I guess you won't be joining me after all Money. That's too bad. Well good luck with the Pixie. Avoid the bites this time.]<<<<<
     -- Smiley (00:20:34/12-10-73)
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« Reply #508 on: <12-10-11/1011:25> »
>>>>>[ Need some magical back-up, Money? I've dealt with toxics before. ]<<<<<
      -- Madrecita (10:11:10/12-10-73)
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« Reply #509 on: <12-10-11/1230:29> »
>>>>>[OK, I'll admit, I figured that Smiley was just shooting the breeze, even with his rep backing him up (Rep isn't always right.  Except in my case.).  Well, frag that.  The guy is worth every nuyen (Or, in this case, a really expensive bottle of aged whiskey).  That's the second-smoothest operation I have ever witnessed, and he threw in a few bonuses as well.  After the news broke, a contact of mine reported a new shipment of extra-strength antacid being ordered at the Governor's Mansion.  When the bigger jobs start getting my attention again, I'll certainly keep you in mind, Smiley.  Just the elections going on right now that's got me doing things so cheap.  I got a few folks on my "To do bad things to" list that might be up your alley.

As for the hunt, I got some magical support from a borrowed spirit right now, I'm not about to tangle with a magician with no magic support of my own.  This is personal, however, so I'm taking this slitch on myself.

Now, be vewy, vewy quiet.  I'm hunting Toxic Pix...  Oh frag, how'd she see me?  OH DREK!!!  Fraggin' spir...  >Contact terminated at source<]<<<<<
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