>>>>>[OK, headache worse than every hangover I've had in my life combined. And I've been to Germany, Scotland, Ireland (Tir, whatever), and Australia. And lost my pants in Las Vegas, twice. Well, looks like someone's been reading my file at DocWagon. I'm strapped down in a nutrient tank with mild muscle numbing agent and a troll nurse sitting on it. At least they plugged my datajack in.
Last thing I remember is Little Murphy... No, it'd be just Murphy now, wouldn't it? Damn. Anyhow, him, some jerk trying to kick me in the head while attempting to impale me with a sword at the same time, and... A freaking out dwarf. Um, what the frag did I miss? Wait, that's the date? Oh wow, did I go on another bender? Well, I have no pants, so that might be a possibility.]<<<<<
-- Money Johnson (13:56:59/01-10-74)