>>>>>[I don't know why, but I felt the need to share this. Some might find this informative. Taken yesterday, well today, when I came back from the Powerline.
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Smiley : Tsk, tsk. Come out, come out! I know you're here, little trout!
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Unidentified woman : Where's my father?
Smiley : You'll have to be more specific than that, pretty girl.
Woman : You really shouldn't be playing games with someone who's holding a gun to your head, in your own appartment!
Smiley : Indeed you are. So what's your father's name?
Woman : His name is // part removed // and I want to know what you did to him! Now!
Smiley : Oh, sure ma'am. But take a seat first, I wouldn't want you you to hurt yourself when you'll fall on your ass. I remember him. I killed him and destroyed his body.
Woman : I knew it, you heartless monster!
Smiley : That's harsh! So mean my heart is crushed!
Woman : I guess I just wanted, needed to hear you say it, you... Now you'll die for that!
Smiley : Go ahead, pull the trigger, pretty girl. See your vendetta through!
Woman : Uhn? What... What's going on? Why can't I pull the trigger?! Why am I now pointing the gun at my head?!
Smiley : You can't pull the trigger because you walked in the den of one of the most succesful assassins in the UCAS unprepared and ignorant of the threat you were really facing. I have complete control over your body and you are speaking only because I'm allowing you to.
Woman : If you really are that successful, you bastard, than why was I able to find you and connect the dots so easily? Is everyone that incompetant? That would explain why Lone Star never caught you! I hope your luck will run out now that Knight Errant is in town!
Smiley : Now, now. Who's playing games with someone holding a gun to your head? Wow, you really are that clueless, don't you? You found me because I'm not hiding, pretty girl. You, well as you put it, connected the dots because I'm telling everyone that I did it by leaving my business card behind. Why am I not worried about Knight Errant catching me? Because there is no crime to report. There's no bodies, no murder weapons, no forensic evidence and it's impossible to establish a timeline of events nor a crime scene. Everyone suspects, nobody can prove anything. And above all this, well, I was going to tell you but I'm gonna show you instead. Don't move, sit tight, I'm just getting something over there... Ah! There you go.
Woman : What's this?! An old-style paper photo album?
Smiley : Oh, maybe you are clever afterall, pretty girl! Maybe you'll get it faster than I thought. I'm gonna let you in some heart crushing secrets tonight. You search for truths and ask for answers. Always be mindful of what you wish for, pretty girl. Ever heard that before? Here's a picture of me and your father celebrating at a party. Here's one of me and the last Seattle's Lone Star Commander. This one is me with a bunch of Knight Errant boys having a beer. On this one, I'm with the CIA Assistant Director, well one of them. And this one with Chen Kwan-Ti of the Octagon Tong. This one I'm having champagne with Maria Mercurial, that was a long time ago. And on this one with the trid pornstar Lana Ex. That was a wild night, always is with her, I can tell you that. Or maybe this one will show you better. Me and yes, that's her, both laughing after a joke I made. I heard she doesn't laugh often but she always seems to laugh around me. I still have a few dozen more of these but I guess I made my point. Let me put this back.
Woman : This...
Smiley : The world you live in is corrupted and rotting from the inside. It's a big fraggin' joke and I'm just one of many punch lines. This drek goes deeper than even I can comprehend. Oh is that a tear? That's, well, revealing. Always thought I was a funny guy. Anyway, I get the feeling you understand why nobody caught on to me yet. They don't want to.
Woman : Disgusting...
Smiley : Ain't gonna lie, it kinda is. But now, I get myself invaded by one thought, one dilemma, one obvious question... What am I going to do with you, pretty girl.
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-- Smiley (17:41:29/01-16-74)