[CanRay]

Our smuggler/weapon specialist in voice comm while exacting revenge upon one of his competitors (he's naturally a weapon dealer): " What the hell is this? What does this drek means?" "It's Irish! For yor focked!!!" (with rolled Rs and a strong irish accent)

Erin go Braugh!!!

[Valashar]

When kicking down doors or otherwise making a surprise combat entry, I've always been a fan of "Avon calling!" or variations on same.

[CanRay]

When kicking down doors or otherwise making a surprise combat entry, I've always been a fan of "Avon calling!" or variations on same.

"Candygram."

...

Now I want to make a Shark Shapechanger. 

[All4BigGuns]

When kicking down doors or otherwise making a surprise combat entry, I've always been a fan of "Avon calling!" or variations on same.

"Candygram."

...

Now I want to make a Shark Shapechanger. 

*knocks on door* Landshark!

[Basic]

My character with his sniper scope on his target and hacks in to the commlinks of his target and talks to him and says "I am just the messager I never wanted you dead I am just doing my job. Everyone is destined to die, you're just before all the rest." and pull the trigger putting them down with one shot.

[KarmaInferno]

I always imagine Old Man Jones just raising an eyebrow in annoyance before people's heads start exploding.

He's not exactly a chatty sorta guy.



-k

[CanRay]

*Over a smoking muzzle*  "Shoot, then talk."

[JoeNapalm]

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Feed a man to the fish...problem solved."
-- Bad Wolf


-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist

[farothel]

Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move the bodies.

or
enemies you threaten make armies.  Enemies you kill make graves.

[Mirikon]

"You seem to be mistaken on a few key points. When I said I did not wish to fight you, it did not mean that I was scared of you. I see myself as a pacifist. Unnecessary conflict is terrible for civilized society. So I avoid fighting when I can. However, that does not mean I believe in non-retaliation. On the contrary, I believe that when someone strikes you, you should turn and make an example of them that is so horrible to look upon that no one will dare strike you again. And in this way, I keep the peace."

[Xzylvador]

"No. I won't fight you."
"Then you die, coward!" <charges>
<sidesteps, trips, grabs and snaps neck in the blink of an eye> "I don't call anything this easy a fight."

[Pyromaster13]

In response to running into a SURGE type III who ended up playing a martial arts tiger-man.

I could not resist saying it: "Is that the coveted... TIGER STANCE?!"

[farothel]

ranged street sammy's motto 1: someday someone will kill me with my own gun, but they will have to beat me to death with it because it's going to be empty
ranged street sammy's motto 2: I have a bullet with your name on it and I will keep on firing until I figure out which one it is.

[Wildcard]

"I'M A SCARECROW IN A CORNFIELD MOTHERFUCKER!"

[JoeNapalm]

"You seem to be mistaken on a few key points. When I said I did not wish to fight you, it did not mean that I was scared of you. I see myself as a pacifist. Unnecessary conflict is terrible for civilized society. So I avoid fighting when I can. However, that does not mean I believe in non-retaliation. On the contrary, I believe that when someone strikes you, you should turn and make an example of them that is so horrible to look upon that no one will dare strike you again. And in this way, I keep the peace."

Reminds me of another one:

"I'm a pacifist."

"But...you just killed those guys! Like, a lot!"

"Well, I never said I was any good at it."


-Jn-
Ifriti Sophist