My team mage loves the "I make things go boom" type, though surprisingly this campaign he hasn't picked up Ball elemental spells yet. He still says this at least once per session: "Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Stop reading my notes," when the team starts speculating how they're going to die, or how things are going to go massively sideways.
Arrogant NPC says, "Who's going to stop me?"
What showed up? Critical success (or critical hit, I actually forget which game that was from). "I am."
Watcher spirit watches team ziplining into the upper floors of a police station, informs its conjurer, then the security team critically glitches their perception roll. "Eh, it's nothing. I've got gas."
In one run (fortunately having prepared for parachuting), the team stole a helicopter and was speeding away at high altitude from the site of extraction. A security guard comes up to the roof with a rocket launcher and fires. The pilot sees this and shouts, in perfect fake Austrian accent, "Get out of ze choppa!"
These definitely deserve to live in infamy:
I'm a freelance wealth redistribution specialist.
Dennis Moore!
"We're not outnumbered, we're just in a target-rich environment"
Tony Hez: "Hey, yo guard, I got a problem. It's my gun. It's got TOO MANY BULLETS."
"I don't always Shadowrun, but when I do, it's Soykaff."
He doesn't always take out the recycle, but when he does he looks like a raging alcoholic.
Please stop. Your actions are only embarrassing us both.
As does Rook, actually. Rook's just a gun that drags this Ork dude around behind it all day
slapping an entire roll of tranq. patches to the point of fatal overdose: "I can kill people with stickers!"
Street Shaman: "I want to shift my perception to Astral and Assense the food."
GM <best irish accent>: "Its magically delicious."
Coyote shaman: Do you want to see a magic trick?
Face: Okay.
Coyote shaman: Give me your commlink.
Face: (thinks)... No.
I actually saw something much like this in real life, many years ago.
