Ah the pleasures of playing an AI:
"Latest research has shown a direct relationship between accustic input, brainwaves and relaxation which therefore influences your wellbeing.
Please listen to these specifically designed sound patterns calculated for your very individual biophysics."
*plays something that sounds like random white noise*
Nah... my character is just not the type for intermale relationships with neck/foot -massages or meditative trance music.
Also the medical staff at hand certainly knows of my abilities and should be able to decide if help is necessary.
I can ofcourse provide the reassuring sound of automatic weapons fire
