"Yeah, we do. But come to think of it, hardware might have a different meaning to a group of hackers though... So let me tell you the joke, if you know it already, just stop me, okay?
So this dwarf walks up to this gunrunner, flashes a credstick and asks "Hey omae, you got a good gun to sell me?"
The guy looks down at the dwarf, shrugs and says "Nope. Sorry chummer, ain't got no guns to sell ya."
The dwarf's a bit surprised but decides that if he doesn't have a gun, he might at least try scaring away enemies with a grenade and asks Oh... Okay then. Got any grenades or something?"
The gunrunner just shakes his head. "Nope, can't help ya, chum."
The dwarf doesn't understand, he was told that this guy had the biggest arms stash in the neighborhood and asks "Well, could you at least sell me a good knife or something?"
The arms dealer throws him an irritated look, answers "I said no, shorty. I ain't got nothing to sell ya, buzz off." and turns his back to the dwarf.
Now the dwarf's a bit ticked off and starts shouting. "What the frack, man? What's your drekking problem? You got something against dwarves or something?"
At which point the arms dealer turns back to the dwarf and says "What do I got against dwarves? Why didn't you fracking say so? Oh, man, I've got knives, I've got grenades and I've got a crate full of smartlinked, lasersighted Uzi's with a big load of ammo."