[Chaotic Insane]

there's a loooooooong thread on gaia dedicated to all the weird and unintentionally perverted captchas that come up. I used to have a couple saved before my computer crashed. Shouldn't be too hard to find. XD

[Doc Chaos]

Sometimes capchas tell me... things. Dark things. Evil things... please don't make me go back there. Please...

[Dead Monky]

Do they tell you to burn things too?  They keep telling me to "Cleanse the world" and " Feed the Great Beast."  I think the true purpose of CAPTCHAs is to bring about the Apocalypse.

[Doc Chaos]

No. They tell me what will come after the burning. When the blackness is all that is left.

[Dead Monky]

*GASP*  You are the Prophet?  They whisper to me of you in my nightmares.

[Doc Chaos]

If I'm the Prophet, there'd better be lots and lots of hot and willing female followers. To quote a fellow scoundrel, no reward is worth all this...

[Dead Monky]

I don't know if you're getting any rewards.  These are CAPTCHAs were talking about.  Horrible, demon-spawn CAPTCHA.

[Doc Chaos]

You're right. I probably get double the torture with constant viagra adds (and no water to swallow them, or penis to enlarge...) for helping them through the veil...

[Dead Monky]

You're probably right.  They're such dicks and they whine all the time about how nobody likes them.  I wonder why.

I'm seriously considering a conversion to Cthulhu worship.  Maybe he'll get the stupid CATPCHAs out of my head.  And at least he's buried in the damn ocean.

[Doc Chaos]

Oh he'll get SOMETHING out of your head allright...

[Dead Monky]

*sigh* Just can't win, can we?

[Doc Chaos]

Not in this age, no. Maybe the next. If there is one.

[Dead Monky]

If Cthulhu and the CAPTCHAs are released at the same time the ensuing war will more than guarantee that there won't be one.  Should be fun to watch though.

[FastJack]

All right, you two need to go back on your meds, now.

[Dead Monky]

The CAPTCHAs tell me not to take the meds.  They say they're poison.