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That Old Lizard's Will

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« Reply #60 on: <05-24-13/1150:46> »
So not only did a Lizard Prez get elected, but an INSANE Lizard.

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« Reply #61 on: <05-24-13/1159:39> »
So not only did a Lizard Prez get elected, but an INSANE Lizard.

I'd say a certain degree of insanity is needed to even want to be President.

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« Reply #62 on: <05-24-13/1202:25> »
Not insane. But you don't get to be a few thousand years old without picking up a couple personality quirks. Big D was very intelligent, very clever, but I can't help wondering if he had started to swing towards the idea that it was better to put faith in the Young Races, rather than rely on just the power of dragons and immortal elves. If he had lived longer, we very well may have seen him go 'rogue' himself, and start taking steps to make sure that the young races found out the truth.
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« Reply #63 on: <05-24-13/1213:46> »
Maybe he was about to make humanity with its technological progress ultimate weapon against the Enemy. IE...imunity to essence loss...total compatibility to cyberware etc...

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« Reply #64 on: <05-24-13/1443:49> »
So not only did a Lizard Prez get elected, but an INSANE Lizard.
More like Crazy...  LIKE A FOX!  ;D
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« Reply #65 on: <05-24-13/1543:38> »
Narrator:...20 years after Dunkelzahn's death and 2 editions later, Catalyst presents...
Narrator:...this summer, coming to a theatre near you in 3D, two beings face DESTINY!

   ....{A distraught Harlequin screams at a laughing dragon..."GHOOOOSTWAAAALKEEEERRRR!"}

Narrator:...J. J. Abrams brings you SHADOWRUN: Into Darkness.

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« Reply #66 on: <05-24-13/1601:01> »
I'd see it if Christopher Nolan brought us "Shadowrun: Into Darkness"

Or Stanley Kubrick, but he's dead now...
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« Reply #67 on: <05-24-13/1622:09> »
or so they say ;)

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« Reply #68 on: <05-24-13/1638:12> »
Hey, you tell me where he is, and we'll go out and shoot Dr. Strangelove 2
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« Reply #69 on: <05-24-13/1654:12> »
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« Reply #70 on: <05-24-13/1924:39> »
Narrator:...20 years after Dunkelzahn's death and 2 editions later, Catalyst presents...
3.5 editions later. POAD is a 2e product.

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« Reply #71 on: <05-25-13/0008:55> »

To the corporations and governments of the world, I leave the formula for an infant vaccination that should be administered to all children born after 31 October 2060.

From what I've heard, it was destroyed by Humanis Policlubbers who worked, indirectly, for Dunkelzahn...Frag, my head.


Wasn't it Lofwry that puppeted the Humanis Policlubbers putzes that destroyed the vaccine? I always thought that a few vaccinations would been given. (More of a hook with something else for a game or campaign then anything.)

I vaguely recall a google search, finding a summary of most of D's Will, and that was the explanation given. Couldn't find anything else that so much as touched on it, though. Do you have a source? Really, anything solid would be fantastic, I hate going off what is seeming more and more like someone else's wild speculation.


More along the lines of 'people being people' someone would have 'borrowed' a few doses for e-bay or their kid.
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« Reply #72 on: <05-25-13/0034:21> »
For some reason Ive just imagined Tom Cruise in the role of Harlequin.

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« Reply #73 on: <05-25-13/0036:55> »
For some reason Ive just imagined Tom Cruise in the role of Harlequin.

I don't know he is a bit short for an elf and being next to a 9tf tall troll won't help.

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« Reply #74 on: <05-25-13/0412:14> »
For some reason Ive just imagined Tom Cruise in the role of Harlequin.

I don't know he is a bit short for an elf and being next to a 9tf tall troll won't help.

Sure. That`s why it just gives me no sense why him :D

(Truth: Association came fro this

Narrator:...20 years after Dunkelzahn's death and 2 editions later, Catalyst presents...
Narrator:...this summer, coming to a theatre near you in 3D, two beings face DESTINY!

   ....{A distraught Harlequin screams at a laughing dragon..."GHOOOOSTWAAAALKEEEERRRR!"}

Narrator:...J. J. Abrams brings you SHADOWRUN: Into Darkness.

                                                       :)
)

as it reminds me Valkyrie...

 

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