Ironically, my favorite bear, Yuengling, is the oldest brewery in America. They produce a dark porter, and even bottle a black & tan of their porter and premium beer. Their lager is their lightest (and most popular) beer and it's still a good ten shades darker tan Miller/Bud swill.
The old joke is that when you visited the Yuengling bottling plant, they had grated walkways everywhere. One of the visitors noticed this and asked why. The response is "Because they bottle Miller downstairs."
Hmm... Seemed to have gone off track. Might have something to do with not being able to GET Yuengling out here in MN.
