Explotive landlords, satanic dwarvin foremen, Ten foot tall, 10 troll strong, demonic azzie experimentation lose on the street, and a pizza joint owning mafia don, all in one day? This day sure is a charmer. Johnny shuffles back to the flop house just trying to put one foot in front of the other. The thought of his pallet the only thing keeping him going. Teddy says something to him as he enters, but Johnny is too zoned out to process the request let alone reply. He staggers into his curtained off area, a smile crosses his face as he notices both Tommy and his books are missing, and he collapses onto the floor, mere inches from the bed Ehh close enough...
The sky is baby blue, the grasses a yellow brown, and the horse beneath him is black as midnight. Johnny has been riding hard for days now, but the town is visible on the horizon. Back in Kansas Marshal Ryder said they needed a sheriff out in these parts and Johnny was looking for a promotion. His revolver glistened on his hip in the mid day sun as his horse trotted into town. Odd no one is out on the streets. Should be bustling this time of day. As the thought crosses his mind he notices a glint in one of the windows. A rifle barrel was pointed right at him! Johnny jumped off the back of his horse, slapped it on the flank and quick drew his pistol. A slow claping came from one of the alleys. A short man rounded the corner. This town don't need no new sheriff hombre, you best be on your way Johnny instantly recognized the notorious outlaw Titanic Terrible Teddy. Who comes up with these slots nick names?
Johnny stands up straight and puffs himself out wide. Nobody gives a drek what you think Terrible teddy, the Law has come to this town ifin you like it or not Teddy spits on the ground Well if that's the way its gotta be then. GET EM BOYS! All the windows on the street open, men roll out of hiding on each roof, and Teddy pulls out his long gun. Johnny smiles, Idiots, i have you outnumbered and surrounded. Faster than lightning he fires off shots into the saloon while diving behind a pile of barrels. Shots fill them with holes and beer spills outi into the streets. Johnny snarls That there was the last straw, I was goin easy on ya He reloads and takes out the three shooters on the roof while grabbing the goon who snuck up behind him, punching him out and using his as a shield to cross the street to get to his buddies. Brass hits the streets, more go in, 6 more shots ring out, and its only Johnny and Teddy alone in the streets, as it always should have been. Teddy turns to run. Johnny adjusts his hat Why do they always think they can run? The whip is out faster than lighting and Freddy falls to the ground, the rifle falling from his grip. Johnny drags him off to jail The law has returned johnny bellows The town people suddenly appear and they cheer their new hero. A buxom lass with hair the color of flax shows up and plants a kiss right on his cheek. Our hero she says As she leans away her skin is darker, her hair now jet black, wasn't she taller a moment ago She leads him off to the mayors office. Skin as white as milk, hair as red as fire, thin as a rail. Wait a sec this aint right the girl looks at him oh its only just started getting weird. A wicked smile across her face. She sits behind the desk and melts like wax and reforms into the mafia don from the pizza joint. Wait a gosh darn min here, what the drek is this?!
A knife blade aprears point side out from the dons chest as he slumps out of the chair into a pool of his own blood. At least Johnny thought it was a knife. A creature covered in bladed arms screams and impossible scream and breaks through the back wall. Johnny rushes out and sees the town ablaze. All the grateful towns folk eviscerated and strewn across the streets. walls and roofs, while overhead a murder or crows circled. Johnny ran out to the town square where the creature had run. It gives him a murderous smile with far too many teeth and consumes whole its last victim, Tommy. All the while the crows chant All your fault, All your Fault, You let her die All your fault, All your Fault, you let him die, All your fault, All your Fault, You let it die
Johnny awakens with a start. Bolting uprgith so quickly he smashes the lamp off the only table in the room. Sweat pours down his face while he stairs in the mirror. WHAT THE DREK WAS THAT?
