What Al wanted to say but didn't: "Well, as awe-inspirin' as ya think ya are, seems none of us had ever heard of ya, an' crazy us, we don't jist trust any Tom, Dick or Harry we meet wearin' masks inna haunted catacombs."
What Al did say: "Thing is, back when we first met, we had a guide, an' while we suspected she was not fully seated on 'er rocker, we did not yet know she was well an' truly batshit unstable. So yeah, hindsight bein' twenny-twenny an' all... My dear ol' ma did always tell me I needed to learn ta take yes fer an answer. Shame we didn't know at the time what a stand-up buncha mimes y'all were. But Req speaks highly of ya, an' now we comes to ya hat in hand, which I'll admit, in my own laconic sorta way, don't hardly come easy. My associates run what we think might be a useful idear past Miss Parody there, an' we'd be obliged fer any help with that. But above all an' anythin' else, if'n y'all could just point us toward the closest way outta here, hell, even if it leads straight up into the damned Tower o' London, we'll take it."