Al had swung the door open only to have Jackhammer appear at his side and take the door, along with a further chunk of paneling off the armored limo like pulling the top off a beer can.
The little man almost froze at the vision of hell that greeted him.
He didn't know how many milliseconds passed as he stood, oblivious to the heat, and tried to make sense of it. Of all of it.
The fire must have reached something flammable. There was a secondary explosion and Al was hanging by his fingertips from a tree branch that jutted alone from the side of a sheer wall of rock. Above him, stretching across his field of vision in every direction, was a web, and at its center was a great, hairy spider. With a gorilla's head.
Below him was a limitless drop into nothing. And hovering in its midst was a snow white Akita.
GORILLASPIDER: Hey, I trusted her too. Webs and strands and weaving and all that jive. Just my type.
AKITA: I still trust her.
GORILLASPIDER: Thanks for that, Little Miss Loyal. But open those color blind eyes of yours. Hit like this takes time to put together. If we'd gone ahead in London, they'd never have had that time. Hell, if Lady Twinkle Dragon was stupid enough to tell give her this location...the two pretty girls are tight, you know.
AKITA: She's no turncoat, and you know it. Have you forgotten Sound Mental Health? It would have been so easy for her. So neat. She put all of her strands in jeopardy to do the honorable thing.
Al's fingers were slipping.
GORILLASPIDER: Everyone has a price. We just had to do it outside the city. We had it all set up, sandwiched there between a power station and an airport. So they couldn't use air assets. Or missiles. And lookee here if that's not exactly what just killed this family.
AKITA: If they're dead.
Shit, he had to hear this bit. He dug his nails into the branch, willed himself to be weightless.
GORILLASPIDER: Their charred corpses lie before our eyes. The happy ending within our grasp now tragic ashes because we fell for that charlatan's tale of Fate. And the flattery, oh, the way we fell for the flattery.
AKITA: Twinkle Dragon's not stupid. She knew the threat level, but showed up with woefully inadequate security. Security so weak they they got caught on the back foot and never managed to fire a shot.
GORILLASPIDER: Probably their precious Fate Web gave them the all clear.
Fingernails pulled away woodchips. Al fell, just able to hear the white dog's words as he dropped past her.
AKITA: And now, bodies burnt beyond recognition. Quite convenient.
The gorillaspider had a quick reply, but Al couldn't hear it.
His eyes opened and there were still explosions going off all over the place, some idiots with toy guns were still acting like they mattered, and Jackhammer was still holding a piece of limousine in his huge hands.
He sure as hell didn't have time for hippy dreams.
He got up. Shouted. "Get yer skinny ass outta there, boy. The spirit'll follow if'n ya move."
He stretched a hand toward the form in the fire, ignoring the heat.
Still, it would have been nice to hear the rest of the conversation.
Se he'd know whether he needed to first kill Silk before hunting down whoever else was behind this atrocity.