"What, don't recognize your old pal Rozkhi?" the troll asks semi-rhetorically. He closes the driver's side door of the Bulldog and rests an Ares Alpha over his shoulder. He steps in front of the van, maybe 15 meters in front of Ohanzee.
"No, I guess you wouldn't," he says to the stunned silence. "Things have been pretty confusing for you the last few days, huh? Trust me, you're not alone."
He raises the hand not carrying the Alpha and makes a strange one-hand clapping gesture. "Come on out, boys," he says.
Several astral forms emerge from the van, having been obscured by the Bulldog's body. They manifest behind Sam so that they're visible in the physical world, even if they don't have physical forms. They are the spiritual forms of Doc, Chino, and Ohanzee.
"Say hello to your other selves. Your true selves," the troll named Rozkhi says. It's unclear whether he's speaking to the spirits or to Ohanzee and Chino. "Guess you're wondering what's going on. Well it turns out that artifact of ours" - he points at the magical lodge Ohanzee made, then clicks his tongue - "makes free spirits, leaving the bodies behind. Dunno why you'd want to do that, but maybe the ancients would have said the same thing about cyber, or VR, or going to Mars like we do.
"So, we're back to collect our bodies. Well, maybe not my body. Haven't decided yet. Not sure what you did to it but I look uglier than that hooker Doc Hack brought home weekend after last. Frag, man, what did you do to us? Our face looks like you went bobbing for French fries!" The troll looks around a bit, trying to spot Sam. "I wasn't digging the spirit life so I hitched a ride in this chummer instead," he says, indicating his new body. "Not as good as my old body, but it sounds like neither is my old body."
There's more stunned silence. Other-Chino floats forward a bit. He has some feral traits to him that remind Ohanzee of the beast spirits he summons. "Hey, you. Me. B13. Yeah, you. Keeping in shape? Yeah, good. Ironic, neh? Make a living punching spirits only to become a spirit yourself. Real ironic. Anyway, I'm ready for my meat body back. Can't punch drek in the astral. Flying's wiz, I guess, but it's like freerunning with none of the challenge. And I miss the crunch of bone getting kicked, knamean?"
Spirit-Ohanzee considers his physical self. This spirit is most human-like of the trio, likely being closest to a spirit of man/dwarf. "It's like astrally projecting all the time, I guess," it shrugs. "I'm taking my body back though. Can't have sex in the astral. Well, you can, but it's all emotional-touchy-feely. Feels like drek, really. Ain't got nothing on pumping and dumping a slitch." He gives a knowing wink to himself/Ohanzee.
"Where's my body hehehe?" spirit-Doc asks. He's stooped over and gives off some of the simmering insanity of a fire spirit. "I'm not dead, am I hehehe?"
"That's a good question," Rozkhi says. "Hey! Hacker-who-ain't-Hack!" he calls out. "If there's some 'trixter floating around her, tracking him down! We gotta get Doc Hack's body back!"
He seems to be addressing someone in the van. Doc notices a persona starting to look for him.
"I need my body back hehehe," Doc Hack says. "Can't go VR in the astral hehehe. Can't shoot dudes in the face either hehehe."
"You're still running with this slit?" B13 asks incredulously to his other self, pointing at Katsina. "Man, you were supposed to crease her! She's the reason why we're all in this mess!" Chino remembers the security footage of his other self stomping Katsina in the face after they collided.
"Yeah, de-rezz the joygirl hehehe," Doc Hack giggles. "It's all her fault. De-rezz her right in the face hehehe!"
"Well, I guess they don't remember," Ohanzee interrupts. "And she's probably wondering where her spirit-self is, or the spirit of those other ones, the cyborg and the squeaky. Honest answer: don't know, don't care."
"So we got a little proposition for you," Rozkhi says. "We get our bodies back, you get all your memories back. The catch is: it ain't optional. Now we're packing gel, stick-n-shock, and some gas grenades with a compound that Doc Hack thought up himself. We can do this the easy way or the hard way, but either way we're leaving with our meat."
"And the artifact hehehe," Doc Hack chimes in.
"Yes, and the artifact," Rozkhi nods. "Frag it, you even know what that thing's worth? We're going to be rich!"
He smiles widely and gestures back to the van, inviting you in from the cold.