Murphy's Laws of Combat: 31. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
"So, It was like this:
I's an' mes partner Scary Spice were 'andling this large ass container with all dem stuff over from Hong Kong. Got that really shiny transport sub from an ork buddy of mine.
So's no problem getting em out. Sea's a bit rough but nothing us two canna handle. Now's the tricky part: I's got to get out an' secure sum discrete dock.
So, me's get out at an old oil rig an' take sum coyote's overpriced dingy back ta here. Been asking aroond without much luck.
So, I's getta call this mornin. Scary Spice tellin me's 'e's found sum super securish place by 'isself, want's ta meeting me's for an early breakfast.
So, I's make me way ta sum posh 'arbor coffee drek an sit there like sum puffin slurping overpriced dishwater, but no Scary Spice. I's try callin 'is com thingy, but all I's gettin is sum recording tellin me ta try later since his thingy is na online.
So; I's askin sum friends o' mine, but notasoul's 'eard or seen o' 'im.
So, I's got nervous. But this new fangled matrix crap ain't as it was an' I's get nothing. I's been ta Seattle a fair few times, but I's don' know enough fora search, so I's jus' lookin for sum talent when I's see ya fixer's request. So, I's try me luck and voila, 'ere we are.
So, first an' foremost we's looking for Scary Spice. Is a tall fellow. 'uman, shoulder's like sum shit 'ouse. Fair scrapper 'e is. Got 'imself sum 'onerable discharge from them British special forces. Said 'e's seen sum bad shit with sum summoners or other.
Anyways, Scary's na sumone you wanna pick a fight with."
Sunkid finished his account by pulling out a really outdated piece of commlink from the depts of his pockets. The screen was cracked and it took him an enervating long time to navigate through his menu trees until he was able to display a photo. It showed a smiling man with a broad jaw, freckles, red-blond, short cropped hair and an impressive amount of muscle on his upper body. The man smiled at the camera and gave a thumps up. In the background a burning millitary installation was visible.
"That's 'im after 'e's planted sum mines aroon sum Renraku installation aboot ten years ago. Decent job that was. Helped sum runners get out an stop sum AI research or other.
So, you's know how ta find sumone the likes o' 'im?"