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Why I hate Pixie with Guns builds: In Picture form.

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« on: <09-13-15/1026:42> »
It getting close to an other round of 'Pixie with Guns' Questions to start coming in... judging by the almost 3 month cycle they seem to follow. So instead of yet another 5 pages of people just not following the HATE on this topic... I thought I would do it in the MOST simplistic way I know how...

With Pictures!!!

First we know, We know that a Pixie is "Just under half a meter tall"...

So here is a 47cm tall "Pixie" for you all.

(Yes, I know the picture doesn't have wings. Bite Me. It was free...)
Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

Remember: You can't fix Stupid. But you can beat on it with a 2x4 until it smartens up! Or dies.

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« Reply #1 on: <09-13-15/1028:24> »
So now Mr. Pixie wants guns!

HOLDS OUTS!!

YEA!! they are small A pixie can use hold outs!!

Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

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« Reply #2 on: <09-13-15/1030:00> »
... Not so much....


A nice shiny .380 auto colt and the 7.65mm Basque give you an Idea just how big a "hold out" is to a pixie....

Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

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« Reply #3 on: <09-13-15/1030:50> »
What about Light Pistols???!?!?

YEA!!! Light Pistols!!!


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« Reply #4 on: <09-13-15/1032:07> »
Yea.
NOPE.

Both the Luger and the Berretta are almost a third the size of the Pixie!!
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« Reply #5 on: <09-13-15/1032:39> »
What about Heavy Pistols???
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« Reply #6 on: <09-13-15/1034:14> »
*golf clap*


Please sticky. 

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« Reply #7 on: <09-13-15/1035:12> »
Well, you don't get much heavier then the Auto-mag 3 for a Pistol (Size wise).
and the .454 mag Casuell is a good stand in for the Big Bad 'Hawk...

AND... as you can see.. the Pixie is packing them.

 
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« Reply #8 on: <09-13-15/1036:32> »
But Wait!!! Those are pistols!!!


Pixies with Assault Rifles are the way to go!!!
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« Reply #9 on: <09-13-15/1038:24> »
Yea...


Can we, the Audience SLAP you the next time you say "Pixie with an assault rifle"???

That AR 15 is bigger then the fuckin PIXIE!!!


So it's gotta be a sporting rifles right??
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« Reply #10 on: <09-13-15/1039:54> »
Yea.... if the AR wasn't going to work..

HOW THE HELL DID YOU THING THE SPORTING RIFLE WOULD!?!?!?!?!


Trust me guys, Pixies and Guns DO NOT MIX!!!


Thank you for your time.  8)
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« Reply #11 on: <09-13-15/1055:28> »
awesome sauce!

personally i think pixies should be limited to light pistols AT BEST.

Now please do the same thing for a dwarf ;-)

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« Reply #12 on: <09-13-15/1107:28> »
I guess a Pixie could use an Autopistol with Foregrip like a Shouldermounted Weapon
( The one Pixie ever played used Spells)

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« Reply #13 on: <09-13-15/1110:39> »
Yeah I was thinking a light pistol with a custom stock, grip and forehandle would work.

A heavy pistol's recoil would knock that little flying insect onto it's back and down the hall!

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« Reply #14 on: <09-13-15/1129:13> »
Yeah I was thinking a light pistol with a custom stock, grip and forehandle would work.

A heavy pistol's recoil would knock that little flying insect onto it's back and down the hall!

There's no way a light pistol could even work (did you look at the pictures :p).  A holdout, maybe, but even the recoil would knock the thing onto its back