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Why Runners never get asked to be in product testing groups for the corps

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Sendaz

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« on: <10-24-15/0456:59> »
Do you believe in a greater WIRELESS, an Invisible(WiFi) All Seeing(detecting those connected- at least if within 100'), All Knowing(all online data) Presence that we can draw upon for Wisdom(downloads & updates), Strength (wifi boni) and Comfort (porn) or do you turn your back on it  (Go Offline)?

Reaver

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« Reply #1 on: <10-24-15/0909:02> »
But, but, but shocking random strangers is fun!!!!

<evil grin>

Us electrians have to do something to stay amused!
Now go leave the house so I can hook this capacitor and transformer to your keyboard....

<rubs hands together while manic laughter fills room>
Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

Remember: You can't fix Stupid. But you can beat on it with a 2x4 until it smartens up! Or dies.

Halinn

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« Reply #2 on: <10-24-15/1035:08> »
Us electrians have to do something to stay amused!

Why did I read that as aroused? I'm also not sure if it's better or worse that way.

Sendaz

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« Reply #3 on: <10-25-15/0351:39> »
But, but, but shocking random strangers is fun!!!!

<evil grin>

Us electrians have to do something to stay amused!
Now go leave the house so I can hook this capacitor and transformer to your keyboard....

<rubs hands together while manic laughter fills room>
  http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20151025/
Do you believe in a greater WIRELESS, an Invisible(WiFi) All Seeing(detecting those connected- at least if within 100'), All Knowing(all online data) Presence that we can draw upon for Wisdom(downloads & updates), Strength (wifi boni) and Comfort (porn) or do you turn your back on it  (Go Offline)?

Reaver

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« Reply #4 on: <10-25-15/1048:48> »
But, but, but shocking random strangers is fun!!!!

<evil grin>

Us electrians have to do something to stay amused!
Now go leave the house so I can hook this capacitor and transformer to your keyboard....

<rubs hands together while manic laughter fills room>
  http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20151025/

Hey!:Worked for Tesla!
Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

Remember: You can't fix Stupid. But you can beat on it with a 2x4 until it smartens up! Or dies.