Lorebane is mostly correct. They are like mentor spirits for Technomancers. They don't help you submerge, but they do offer bonuses and drawbacks, like mentors do for mages. As with mentors, a TM and his Paragon are going to share philosophical leanings. A mage doesn't become loyal because he finds Dog, Dog finds him because he's loyal. Same idea with TMs and their Paragons.
And really, Critias? Popcorn? *pulls out bucket of fried chicken* If you can't at least get a bucket of KFC into the theater, your skills need work.
I once snuck a thermos of progresso. Do I win?
Got ya beat. Wolked in with a bag of Chinese food in hand once. When it doubt, act bold as hell!
Waltzed right in with a gallon of sweet tea, and in my coat (With internal pockets EVERYWHERE, mind you. Gods, I miss that coat) I had two boxes of Raisinettes, three boxes of chocolate covered cookie dough bites a king size Fast Break bar, a gallon ziplock bag of Haribo gummy bears, two bottles of Dr. Pepper, and two bags of beef jerky.
I walked right in loaded up like Elizabeth Swan in Pirates of the Caribbean 3. 'Cept I didn't get caught.
