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Wanted: A shadow accountant

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Herr Brackhaus

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« Reply #15 on: <02-25-16/1446:06> »
It's the major headache how to process this ingame and how to handle non-monetary loot...
Oh that's easy.

You can go to any local IRS branch with the loot/list of items for an app
Services rendered to your friendly neighborhood money launderer.
But that is the rub, the fence/money launderer is never going to pay you the full value of the item and your tax guy isn't going to care that YOU only got 30% of the value of the item, the IRS will still want the tax based against the listed value of the item.

It's like those poor bastards who win a car on a game show only to get slapped with a punitive gift tax that is still based on the value of the car and not the actual price you might get for it.
No rub, you're just making it more complicated than you have to. It's a negative quality, with a definitive mechanical penalty. You don't need in-game justification like "Well, how does the IRS know how much Joe Shadowrunner made in a month?". All you need to know is that any money you gain, you don't get to keep X%. That's it, no muss, no fuss, Bob's your uncle.

If you want to rationalize it from an in-game perspective then good luck with that; I agree with Crimsondude, personally; you have to launder all your liquidity to avoid leaving a papertrail for the man to find, which your launderer takes a flat X% cut of your earnings to do. Done. Forget about the IRS, that kind of thing is covered by Lifestyles, just focus on exactly what the negative quality states and treat it based on the text that describes the mechanical disadvantage, and not on in-game, fictional justifications...

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« Reply #16 on: <02-25-16/1537:09> »
Actually the rub is the whole percentage of all earnings toward the SIN provider is semi-ludicrous exactly because we are largely criminals with ill gotten gains and we merely showed the next illogical step in the process that the designers seem to want with their description of the Quality.

They should have just described it as the cost of doing biz and left it at that instead of trying to make it out as actually paying papacorp or whatever nation, when in actuality that money would be going to the launderer, your fixer, other persons who help maintain that persona or otherwised buried into the Lifestyles.
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« Reply #17 on: <02-25-16/1603:11> »
Actually the rub is the whole percentage of all earnings toward the SIN provider is semi-ludicrous exactly because we are largely criminals with ill gotten gains and we merely showed the next illogical step in the process that the designers seem to want with their description of the Quality.

They should have just described it as the cost of doing biz and left it at that instead of trying to make it out as actually paying papacorp or whatever nation, when in actuality that money would be going to the launderer, your fixer, other persons who help maintain that persona or otherwised buried into the Lifestyles.

Think about that, and WHO you are talking about, and look around today.

People are getting fired from jobs for TWITTER comments today for fucks sake! You really think a mega corp, that lives and dies by its public image, is going to tolerate having even the rumor of a corp employee being a 'violent, chaotic psychpath'?

Remember, in exchange for karma ALL you get is a corp SIN. You are not some VIP, you are not elite untouchable corporate citizen. You are Citizen #163T-H7F4-142H-45GA, A fully owned, legal slave of Mother Corp.

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Folks, as others have said (as have I) MANY times, its an optional, negative quality. There is no mechanical, or theratrical reason to take it. BUT, if you do, you agree to lose 15% of your income. Full Stop.

Be that from Runs, mugged school kids for lunch money, selling women to brothels, organs to hospitals, flesh to ghouls, paydata to corps: Before you get to write it down on your sheet, you lose 15%.

The IRS has you GPS'd. The Mob has a leg breaker ON your leg ALL the time (really interesting going to the bathroom...). Granny keeps stealing money for Novacrack. The Troll down the hall keeps ruffing you up and stealing your wallet. Explain any way you want, or don't. You still lose the 15%.
Where am I going? And why am I in a hand basket ???

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« Reply #18 on: <02-25-16/1636:12> »
Explain any way you want, or don't. You still lose the 15%.
QFT.

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« Reply #19 on: <02-25-16/1644:42> »
What Reaver said.  Book explicitly says you lose a percentage, that percentage is gone.  Reskin it if you want, but the bones and muscle (the mechanics) are still there. 
Would you want to go into a place where the resident had a drum-fed shotgun and can see in the dark?

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« Reply #20 on: <02-25-16/1651:20> »
For what its worth, when you have a SIN, you can get yourself a license as a journalist, private detective, bodyguard, consultant, escort, or whatever, and claim your shadow work (and even legit jobs) in such a way that the IRS is satisfied, and the Knights aren't knocking on your door.
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« Reply #21 on: <02-25-16/1651:34> »
Folks, as others have said (as have I) MANY times, its an optional, negative quality. There is no mechanical, or theratrical reason to take it. BUT, if you do, you agree to lose 15% of your income. Full Stop.
Quoting again for emphasis.

What Reaver said.  Book explicitly says you lose a percentage, that percentage is gone.  Reskin it if you want, but the bones and muscle (the mechanics) are still there. 
You might even say that the player has to roleplay the consequences.

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« Reply #22 on: <02-25-16/1747:59> »
Folks, as others have said (as have I) MANY times, its an optional, negative quality. There is no mechanical, or theratrical reason to take it. BUT, if you do, you agree to lose 15% of your income. Full Stop.
Quoting again for emphasis.

What Reaver said.  Book explicitly says you lose a percentage, that percentage is gone.  Reskin it if you want, but the bones and muscle (the mechanics) are still there. 
You might even say that the player has to roleplay the consequences.

If the player has an idea of how/what the income loss is going to, I'm a huge fan of playing along.  Fluff it up and play a scene out, or just ignore it.  Either way write down 850 Nuyen every time the GM hands out 1,000.

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« Reply #23 on: <02-25-16/1806:43> »
I have a player in my game that has been doing a good job of role playing how his new character has basically fallen into Shadowrunning after just recently quitting his job (Corp limited SIN). He's been heavily emphasizing how the money they've been getting in the first few days is more than he's ever seen. I'm really going to enjoy seeing how he reacts when he has to figure out how to report the income without raising suspicion.  8)

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« Reply #24 on: <02-26-16/0650:05> »
I have a player in my game that has been doing a good job of role playing how his new character has basically fallen into Shadowrunning after just recently quitting his job (Corp limited SIN). He's been heavily emphasizing how the money they've been getting in the first few days is more than he's ever seen. I'm really going to enjoy seeing how he reacts when he has to figure out how to report the income without raising suspicion.  8)


Enter the fine art of "consulting," also known as BS'ing a company to pay you to help them realize things they would have realized without you, and yet still make it look good to pay you! That should open up some leeway in how you report the income, as long as you can get creative, but creativity is what gets the consultant paid in the first place!  ;D

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« Reply #25 on: <02-26-16/1003:49> »
Consultants, Independent Contractors, General Contractors... aka Shadowrunners.   :  ) 

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« Reply #26 on: <02-26-16/1037:18> »
For what it's worth I call it this way ...
you give up 15% right off the bat before paying anything.
why? ... because you are either laundering the money so you can keep it unreported and paying a fee for the service or you are reporting it and paying taxes
simple, straight forward, and gives the negative quality some teeth
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« Reply #27 on: <02-26-16/1059:52> »
Agreed with Banshee. You're either taking steps to make sure the money can't be traced by the IRS, or you're paying taxes. Either one costs. You could get into the nitty gritty of what kinds of income get reported and what don't, but do you really want to roleplay tax season?
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« Reply #28 on: <02-26-16/1119:51> »
...but do you really want to roleplay tax season?

Could be the start of a run.
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« Reply #29 on: <02-26-16/1140:42> »
I actually love that idea; start a campaign where the players are all 'legit' people, doing their taxes, and realize 'shit, I can't pay for that!'

They go looking for some way to make that money, and find a lucrative offer...  If they don't mind getting their hands dirty. 
Would you want to go into a place where the resident had a drum-fed shotgun and can see in the dark?