An elegantly dressed Chinese woman enters the shop as you open the door. She holds out a manicured hand and says, "Good evening. My name is Ni Ni Xiaolu. I have Westernized the name for my clients, so for the time being you may call me Miss Xiaolu. I know it is quite late and so will try to keep this visit as short as necessary. I am sure that you have some questions and I will answer what I am allowed to. May we please go to your office?"
Once there she will go to take a seat at one of the chairs around the large table and motion for you to do the same. Her figure would probably fuel a man's wet dream and the gown a woman's. She stands just over five feet tall and probably just about a hundred pounds. Her short hair falls straight to the collar of her tailored gown. She sits patiently, hands on the table until you are seated. "So, let me begin. I would ask that you please hold any questions until I have finished. First, you are dead. In fact both of you are dead. As amazing as that might sound, it is perfectly true. Second, you work for me. In fact both of you work for me, or did until one of you came to a rather gruesome end in a narrow alley in Hong Kong and the other died an equally gruesome death at the hands of a man who executed you on the orders of a certain AAA corporation. That part out of the way, let me start somewhere earlier than the end. Marisa Coulter is an interior decorator of some skill and repute. A repute mostly engineered by me. I represent the Octagon Triad. I am sure that you are familiar with us. Miss Coulter was hired by me when she was deeply in debt and struggling at the university here. Poor girl could never figure out that it is not wise to draw to an inside straight. I paid off her debts and had her tutored in how to succeed in her classes. She repaid my generosity by providing me with the interior layouts of the homes of the wealthy of Seattle. I used that information to arrange the thefts of certain objects of value. I was careful to not make it obvious that she was my source of information and even arranged for some of the items to be recovered and the thieves taken into custody. Contrary to much public opinion, the KE are not all stupid and she was questioned several times and her activities were examined. She came out clean every time, but the strain was beginning to get to her."
"The last one nearly broke her and her health began to fail. Poor woman did not have a good constitution. I arranged a buying trip to Hong Kong as a reward for her service and even allowed her to add an extended vacation to the trip so that she could relax and unwind. Unfortunately, as so often happens, she unwound too much and started gambling again. Those darned inside straights will get you nearly every time. She lost a lot of money and borrowed heavily from certain undesirable elements. She disappeared from a party one night and somehow wandered into a very nasty neighborhood. Her body was found by the man who was supposed to be looking after her. It turns out that she had seduced him into being less than careful. The man has been disciplined. But I am sure that you can see that all of this left me in a bad spot. Fortunately for me, in another part of my great city, another woman was being quietly arrested for helping to engineer the destruction of the Wuxing Tower. Of course, she was framed, but who would really want to believe that? Certainly not the very people who had engineered the sabotage. I say fortunately, but of course I meant for me. Sadly, this woman was beaten almost beyond any recognition and then strangled and mutilated as a symbol and a warning of what would happen to anyone else implicated in the crime against Wuxing. And that is where the fortunes changed for the woman. Her figure and form were near copies of poor Marisa Coulter, thus requiring little surgery to create another Marisa. Better yet, the woman has a greater sense of the Feng Shui and interior decorating than poor Marisa."
"Thus, another Marisa rose from the ashes of the first. So now the second Marisa has a choice to make. She can either continue to work for me in the capacity I have described or she can walk away and disappear. I am carrying with me a ticket to Australia and sufficient funds in a bank account there to allow for a life of simple living as long as she does not breathe a word of this to anyone. However, if she were to decide to continue working for me, she will keep this name and rather successful business and her apartment. She will be paid for her work and will make her own payments on her lifestyle as if it were from the business. This option comes with two bonuses. The first is that I am not a harsh mistress and much of her work and its proceeds is hers to keep. The second is that I will look for the names of those responsible for framing her and even aid as I can in bringing justice to those people. I am hoping to leave here tonight with an answer one way or the other. If she says yes to staying, I have some guidance that concerns some rather wonderful Chinese vases currently owned my the Gales and desired by someone else. I do wish to state again that if she decides to say no, there is no repercussion to that decision other than moving to a far away foreign country and living quietly and comfortably."
With that, the woman stops talking and looks at you expectantly.