[Dead Monky]

Ugh.  God why?  Ten different colors?  Well, at least she probably had fun doing it.  Despite what she claimed later.

[Chaotic Insane]

OH GOD SHE PLAYED A KENDER!?

Props for DragonLance, as I've been a rabid fangirl of Wies and Hickman since I was 6 or 7, but A KENDER!?

No wonder he hated her. All DMs hate Kender forever.

[FastJack]

Ugh.  God why?  Ten different colors?  Well, at least she probably had fun doing it.  Despite what she claimed later.

Because she was KENDER. *shrug*

[Dead Monky]

What the hell is a kender?

[Chaotic Insane]

Go read Dragons of Autumn Twilight liek nao.

[Dead Monky]

I tried once.  I threw the book across the room in disgust.

[FastJack]

What the hell is a kender?

They're like halflings with no sense of tact. Oh, and their compulsive shoplifters/thieves, but they are simply borrowing it, or 'found' the item (usually in your pocket).

Ah, it's just easier if you watch this

[Chaotic Insane]

._.

Then you will never know the sheer and utter ADHD feuled kleptomaniac horrors that are kender. XD

[Dead Monky]

Well, after watching the video and reading the Wiki on them, I can safely say I want to murder them all.  With fire and prejudice.

[FastJack]

Yep... that's the usual reaction.

[Dead Monky]

You know, I think I may actually introduce them into the world my gf and I created for our D&D games as a slave race or food source or something.  I wonder if they'd make good fuel?

[FastJack]

Well, they make lousy slaves since they have absolutely no fear (it's true, totally immune to all types of fear), so short of chaining them all together and pointing them at a shiny, you're not going to get much out of them. Oh, and their really good with locks, so chances are after you chain them together, then point them at a shiny, they'll simply break out of said chains and go to the shiny.

I've never tried Kender. I suppose they'd taste best roasted with a couple nice taters.

[Dead Monky]

I guess I'll just burn them for fuel then.  Those steam engines don't power themselves.

[Devil]

Two words.
          Gully Dwarves.

[Chaotic Insane]

Would I be able to interest you in a dead lizard on a string that makes your cough go away, pretty man?

<cough>NoI'mNotAFantardNotAtAll</cough>

Aaaaand back on track now.