Harlequin vs. Pendragon
I'd buy tickets!!!

Probably go something like this:
"`sup, Arthur."
"Hoi, Caim."
"How ya been? How was the nap?"
"Not bad, had this krick in my shoulder for what seemed like years."
"Uh-huh... Listen. Big D, ya remember 'Merline', right? Anyway, he left me the sword in his will."
"Yeah, I saw that. Just needed to borrow it to get England back on track. Here ya go."
<Casazil angrily yelling and booing as he throws his popcorn at the two of them.>