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« Reply #375 on: <05-24-11/2012:22> »
CanRay, for some reason when I read that it reminded me of when this.

Player2: Man this run was easier than freshman chicks in a college bar!
Player1: We must be getting lucky  :D
GM: good, I'm glad you feel that way, everyone roll for surprise.
Group: *dice rolled, everyone rolls low*
GM: Everyone roll an Edge test.
Player 1: Why?
GM: Because, suppressing fire. Now we'll find out just how lucky you really are.
Player1 to GM:.................. You're a dick.
GM: Flattery will only get you so far. 8)
How about this one then:  "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon and a target rich environment."   ;D
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« Reply #376 on: <05-24-11/2108:21> »
How about this one then:  "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon and a target rich environment."   ;D
Truer words were never spoken my friend  ;)
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« Reply #377 on: <05-24-11/2242:48> »
Another quote, this one mine (I'm not sure if I said it here yet or not, but I told my group this to try and explain Full Auto to them):  "Back in the days of the Old West, the name of the game was:  Better one good shot than six bad ones.  Now, it's better one good shot than thirty bad ones."

Thought that one up after talking with some folks back from The Sandbox.  They laughed and agreed completely.
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« Reply #378 on: <05-24-11/2332:03> »
Another quote, this one mine (I'm not sure if I said it here yet or not, but I told my group this to try and explain Full Auto to them):  "Back in the days of the Old West, the name of the game was:  Better one good shot than six bad ones.  Now, it's better one good shot than thirty bad ones."

Thought that one up after talking with some folks back from The Sandbox.  They laughed and agreed completely.
Actually there was less shooting in the old west than is portrayed, it was more of a kill people in their sleep game...

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« Reply #379 on: <05-24-11/2342:16> »
Come on, The Duke wouldn't lead us wrong!   :P
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« Reply #380 on: <05-25-11/0014:24> »
Another quote, this one mine (I'm not sure if I said it here yet or not, but I told my group this to try and explain Full Auto to them):  "Back in the days of the Old West, the name of the game was:  Better one good shot than six bad ones.  Now, it's better one good shot than thirty bad ones."

Thought that one up after talking with some folks back from The Sandbox.  They laughed and agreed completely.

What people say and what they do are two different things.

Despite the above advice, there were roughly 50,000 rounds expended per confirmed kill in Vietnam. I think the current day figures are up to 250,000 rounds per kill today.



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« Reply #381 on: <05-25-11/0139:25> »
I think they were referring to the idiots that charged at them AKs Blazing and shooting up the sky.  But I might be wrong.  I'll have to ask.

The only "Confirmed Kill" I ever heard from one of the service folk I know (I try not to ask about that topic for a variety of reasons, the main one being I'm a Civvie Puke) was a One-Shot, One-Kill situation.

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OK, he was driving a tank and his crew used the 120mm with a HE round at the clay wall the idiot was hiding behind after he just set off an IED under said tank.  But it was still only a single shot.  :P
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« Reply #382 on: <05-25-11/1556:51> »
There is no such thing as "overkill" there is only "OPEN FIRE!!" and "I need to reload!!".

 8)
Why in the frag did they put ME in charge?

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« Reply #383 on: <05-25-11/1631:08> »
How about this one then:  "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon and a target rich environment."   ;D
Truer words were never spoken my friend  ;)

Damn it! Now I have to research making my SBR box-fed.

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[Actually, that brings to mind a rules thing I disagree with. Reloading.

Removing a magazine
shouldn't be an action, Smartlink or no. Free action. You depress the magazine catch and let gravity do the rest - you've got the time to kill while your weak side is reaching for a new magazine.]

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« Reply #384 on: <05-25-11/1753:33> »
There is no such thing as "overkill" there is only "OPEN FIRE!!" and "I need to reload!!".

 8)
Actually, they were written up for the overkill.

And, um, "Danger Close" to the infantry unit that targeted said idiot.    ::)
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« Reply #385 on: <05-25-11/1948:35> »
There is no such thing as "overkill" there is only "OPEN FIRE!!" and "I need to reload!!".

 8)
Actually, they were written up for the overkill.

And, um, "Danger Close" to the infantry unit that targeted said idiot.    ::)

"Only you can prevent friendly fire"   :'(
Why in the frag did they put ME in charge?

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« Reply #386 on: <05-25-11/2120:59> »
Maybe the magazine releases all have terrible ergonomics.
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« Reply #387 on: <05-25-11/2142:46> »
"Only you can prevent friendly fire"   :'(
"Danger Close" not "Blue-On-Blue".  The infantry was fine, and had gotten enough warning before the cannon fired.  But they were a bit miffed for a good reason.

Thing is, his convoys never had to deal with a lot of BS after that.
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« Reply #388 on: <05-25-11/2214:07> »
Technically, it doesn't use a trigger...

Ares Smartbow
- Smartgun System
- Skinlink
- Melee Hardening
- Underbarrel Weapon (Monofilament Sword or Vibro Sword)

The Ares Smartbow was developed specifically for the "Arcane Archer" series featuring an Elf Mystical Adept who uses the Smartbow as his weapon of choice. In the series, it's also used to deliver spells "on contact" and acts as a weapon focus. The weapon's true capabilities are more mundane: the bow is built from the inside out using Smartgun components modified for bows--it automatically adjusts the weight and even locks the draw to allow for greater accuracy. As a cord would be cumbersome and wireless too common, the Smartbow is skinlinked. Its construction is specifically hardened for melee combat.

For the low-low price of 750¥ (and your GM's permission) you can have the "Smartstring" installed instead of the standard bowstring (Underbarrel Monofilament Sword). With a mental command, the bowstring becomes taut and razorsharp allowing it to be used as a bladed weapon. A more radical, and less hand-threatening modification, installs vibroblades at the upper and lower limbs of the bowstave. The bow itself can then be wielded like a sword.

With your GM's permission, you can over-mod it with Easy Breakdown (Manual) and you can turn the bow into two short vibro swords (or vibro knives). Just retract the bowstring beforehand.

Utterly impractical, but cool because it is. You can just as easily bring a sword with you...

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« Reply #389 on: <05-26-11/0154:02> »
There is no such thing as "overkill" there is only "OPEN FIRE!!" and "I need to reload!!".

 8)
You stole my sig.

Only governments worry about overkill.  Grunts worry about being killed cause the guy was underkilled.
There is no overkill.

Only "Open fire" and "I need to reload."

 

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