"You can stop talking now. Really. Stop. I have a Uzi."
Slightly off-topic, but the subject line made me think this was going to be something totally different.
Definition of CENSUS1: a count of the population and a property evaluation in early Rome 2: a usually complete enumeration of a population; specifically : a periodic governmental enumeration of population 3: count, tally — census transitive verb
Oh fine, ya bunch of crybabies...