[Black]

Deus wasnt stuck in the arcology... he was too scared of Fastjack to come out.

Shadowland posters?  All Fastjack Alts, even Big D.

Cleaning Up Bug City.  Fastjack.  He had a talk with the Bugs and they went peacefully with Ares.

[CanRay]

FastJack was able to deal with Bug City because he had extensive knowledge of Bugs with computers.

FastJack is the reason MicroDeck doesn't make OSes any longer, he told them not to.  Or else...

[Longshot23]

Fastjack and Argent have a deal: FJ doesn't do merc work, and Argent doesn't do Matrix work

[CanRay]

FastJack wrote up the agreement with Argent; Argent just whimpered like a little slitch and signed it without reading it first.

[Longshot23]

Ahem . . . Argent doesn't do anything like a little slitch, cos Argent = Chuck Norris (for SR).

Or did you forget?

[CanRay]

I thought we were having FastJack as Chuck Norris. 

[Mirikon]

You're both wrong. Chuck Norris split himself in two, and thus we have Fastjack and Argent. They can't be in the same place, because it would be like having atomic critical mass.

[Angelone]

Fastjack invented time travel so he could program Chuck Norris's beard.

Skynet didn't happen because all the terminator robots are scared of Fastjack.

I want to say something about the movie War Games but I got nothing.

[Black]

War Games = EuroWars.  Even Fastjack has to play some time.