Very amusing.. except whats with the pokes at the metric system
Easist, most logical system ever... Why Americans are still using the old 'Imperial' system when even the British upgraded to a better system is beyond me.
First off, comparing the USA to England is like comparing the
whole Eurozone to England in terms of the scale and complexity of our economic infrastructure. That's not apples-to-apples at all.
Secondly, political joking aside, the
real main reason we haven't changed is that it's just not worth it for what we'd get out of it. Our multi-trillion-dollar industrial and commercial infrastructure was already warmed up and in motion by the time Metric started getting really popular, let alone how built up it is today.
Yeah, metric is the "better" system in purely objective terms but, when you get right down to it, Imperial works just fine and dandy, and its what we're already tooled for. So why, exactly, should we bother with the expense and headache of a sudden, government-mandated changeover? To keep the other countries from laughing at us? Not a very good reason to refit or repurchase a few thousand craptons of equipment, re-annotate every single "Inch" blueprint in use and, last but not least, retrain tens of millions of skilled laborers. All of that costs money and creates opportunity for things to go wrong (especially the retraining), things that will cost
more money to fix.
The change
is happening, mind you, but its happening slowly and on a very organic level as more and more of the old guard die off and a younger generation that is at home with the metric system starts to take over. We're just not about to drop money we don't have just to look "smart", which would be a very
stupid thing to do.