>>>>>[Haha! All the whining about the world that went to drek! Personally, I find it fraggin' hilarious!
And for what's new with me, well I went for another trip in a prison cell. Lack of proof, good lawyer, friends in high places, you know, didn't stay there very long. But it did made me realize that I needed to shut that FBI agent down... Permanently.
I mean I tried everything. Finding dirt on him, what was his price, "friendly" warnings to back off my case... Everything! Nothing worked, a true crusader on a mission. Now, it's just a matter of time before my business partners wants him gone and my reputation his on the line! As I'm writing this, I have him tied up to a chair in a basement with his dead wife and daughter... And I'm going to kill him in a few minutes. Oh well...
It's ironic, in a way, that he is probably the man I respect the most on this plane of existence. I mean, I went to him downstairs with an offer most people like me would never bother. Just to confirm to myself what kind of man he is. I told him that, if he stopped meddling in my affairs, I would let him leave with his family. My word is gold, everyone knows that, even him. What he told me just confirmed my suspicions about him. He looked at me and said "I made you a promise the first time we met! I'll never stop trying to bring you down!'. Uncompromising and true to his mission, up until the end! You gotta respect that! Looked at his wife and his daughter, they were smiling at me, defiant and surprisingly supportive of his decision, understanding what it meant for all of them. With a simple "Fair enough!" I shot both his wife and his daughter in the head. Because, me too, am an uncompromising man. Anyone that poses a real threat to me and my business gets to en up dead... After I killed everyone close to them. A South American cartel wanted him dead as much as I do now, and since they owed me a big favor (well they still owe me plenty more), agreed to to claim responsibility for the hit. And so again, as I did many times before, I'll get away with murder.
Still, my own little story made me curious about yours people! How do you all deal with law enforcement taking interest in your affairs?
I'll check back later for your answers, for now, I have a small chapter in the story of my life that needs an appropriate ending!]<<<<<
-- Smiley (22:27:19/11-29-75)