>>>>>[Haha! Yours could pull that off too with Lone Star? Are you sure we haven't the same lawyer? Small guy (and I mean really short), human, black hair and eyes, small scar on the neck, dead serious, never-seen-him-smile type of guy? He hasn't done it yet with KE, I don't know why. I love this guy, ain't cheap though. All I gotta do is keeping him in the loop of my travels and activities and if I get busted in the Seattle area, he shows up at most a few hours later.
Usually it is pretty straight forward, he goes to the chief or the detective himself and gets me out but today, how he got that little weasel off my back, was just astonishing. The guy who busted me is a young detective named Joseph Sutta. You know... the green, idealistic, naive and slightly zealot type of detective. He probably thought I was his way into the big league so he arrested me on suspicion of murder. I'm not going to say if he was right or not, just that he was way over his head. So we arrive at the station and he puts me in a cell with some other guys. It didn't took three seconds and his supervisor strongly advised him to cut me loose before the boss orders him to do it. He gets angry and decide to go through his investigation anyway.
Maybe one hour later, he comes back and moved me into the interrogation room. He asks me all sorts of question but I keep my mouth shut. All I give him is my usual, arrogant smile. About a few dozen questions and insults later, my little lawyer storms into the room without saying a word. He puts his huge briefcase on the table and with all the seriousness in the world he says "My client has been arrested for unjustified reasons. You have no proof that links him to your investigation and I suggest you stay away from my client or I'll file a complaint for harassment. You are clearly on a crusade against my client for obvious personal reasons and we will not tolerate it." Now the best part and even I never saw it coming. So Joe (shorter than Joseph) gets mad and protest that he is not on a personal crusade against me and that I was a clear suspect. This was when my lawyer got his commlink out of his briefcase and projected on the surface of the table what I would qualify as dropping the biggest bomb ever. The trid was of a woman having, hmmm, sexual intercourse with me in very high quality and clarity.
Joe jumped over the table shouting something I don't quite remember at me (something mean I'm sure) and started punching me in the face. That's when I understood who the woman was. I mean, I remembered sleeping with her, very sweet girl and great in bed, but I didn't know she was married, even less that she was HIS wife. Apparently, he never knew of her wife's affair either but at this point it didn't really matter. This ridiculous situation made me laugh so hard that it made him even more angry. It took three other cops to make him stop hitting me. A few minutes later, the chief arrived, and quite pissed I would say. After a few minutes of discussion with my little lawyer and the detective, he has me released and had Joe apologize to me. Hahaha! Unbelievable, I sleep with his wife and I get an apology. Oh I got a small compensation for medical expenses and I didn't really see the need to press charges either. The guy is now off the case and has been told to leave me alone on grounds of suspension. After that, my lawyer just looked at the time and took off like nothing happened. My little lawyer orchestrated everything, knowing I'd get a beating and trid recorded everything for insurance. I have no idea where this little guy got the recording, hell I take pictures of me on my commlink and they mysteriously disappear. It always cracks me up how he gets me out of there without even breaking a sweat but this was hilarious! Best lawyer, ever!]<<<<<
-- Smiley (00:55:14/11-24-73)