
It's called an ashtray.
Our best scientists and engineers put all of their wits and years of hard work into creating this fine masterpiece of complex fire preventing safety technology. Behold the artistry of it's design and production. Admire the way it simplifies waste removal. Witness it's tested and proven efficiency.
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It's light weight, easy to move around, easy to clean.
You can use it for cigarettes, cigars, pipe tobacco, joints, incense, joss sticks, pictures of people you hate.
It comes in many shapes, sizes, colors and materials, have your pick.
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