[Aryeonos]

But if you're worrying about reentry with in an intact atmosphere (babies),

Are you saying to plug the hull breach with babies?

I hadn't thought about that, but I guess that solution makes the assault cannon a viable option after all.

[FuelDrop]

But if you're worrying about reentry with in an intact atmosphere (babies),

Are you saying to plug the hull breach with babies?

I hadn't thought about that, but I guess that solution makes the assault cannon a viable option after all.

Let us take this to its logical extreme and make an assault cannon that shoots babies, thus plugging the hole it just made automatically.

Edit: Ok, 'Logical' may be a bit generous. You can't argue about the extreme part though!

[Aryeonos]

But if you're worrying about reentry with in an intact atmosphere (babies),

Are you saying to plug the hull breach with babies?

I hadn't thought about that, but I guess that solution makes the assault cannon a viable option after all.

Let us take this to its logical extreme and make an assault cannon that shoots babies, thus plugging the hole it just made automatically.

Edit: Ok, 'Logical' may be a bit generous. You can't argue about the extreme part though!

I like it! So that's the plan then? Only one last variable to cover, human babies, or elf babies?

[All4BigGuns]

But if you're worrying about reentry with in an intact atmosphere (babies),

Are you saying to plug the hull breach with babies?

I hadn't thought about that, but I guess that solution makes the assault cannon a viable option after all.

Let us take this to its logical extreme and make an assault cannon that shoots babies, thus plugging the hole it just made automatically.

Edit: Ok, 'Logical' may be a bit generous. You can't argue about the extreme part though!

I like it! So that's the plan then? Only one last variable to cover, human babies, or elf babies?

Elf. They're only dirty sub-human metas anyway.

[The Wyrm Ouroboros]

Idiots.  If you have a baby-cannon, you use troll babies.  The horns will do more damage to start with, and then you have an overall more durable baby to plug the hole with.

Amateurs. 

[All4BigGuns]

Idiots.  If you have a baby-cannon, you use troll babies.  The horns will do more damage to start with, and then you have an overall more durable baby to plug the hole with.

Amateurs. 

That works too. Even worse of dirty metas than elves.

[Aryeonos]

Oh sure, bigger projectiles! don't you know about hydrostatic shock? High velocity elf babies are obviously the solution.

[Xzylvador]

*sigh*
Obviously, dwarves are the best answer.
Only slightly less velocity than elves, but much more durable than humans.
Their decreased size also allows more ammo capacity... You know, 'cuz we all want to modify to Full Auto.

[FuelDrop]

orc babies. because no-one will question a massive litter of orc babies being brought onto the plane at once.

[Devil]

Ghoul babies, so they bite onto to target for additional damage. Plus nobody cares if they get shot out of a cannon ..or by a cannon, or into a cannon. Nobody cares.

[Aryeonos]

Why not Ghoul Gnomes? We'll dedicate a whole research institute of SK to developing a viable High capacity High velocity Gnome ammunition, this will out do Deathdealer ammo by billions!

[DamienHollow]

why not just shoot insect spirits?

[FuelDrop]

why not just shoot insect spirits?

Insect spirits POSSESSING ghoul gnomes. if a thing is worth doing it's worth overdoing.

[Reiper]

I'd have someone with some serious social skills.

Con/Seduce your way through security, or better yet, a pilot to get through security.

[Aryeonos]

And then hand off the gun that shoots possessed ghoul gnomes hidden within a bag of peanuts? It's the perfect crime.