And if you get a personality module... You just might get something like this:
"JARVIS... Dries meeeeeeeeeeeee homshe."
"Your home was destroyed, sir."
"Oh yeash. OooooooooooooooK... Dries me ta da Tower."
"We're in California, sir. The tower is in New York."
"Yesh, buht da bar dere ish full!"
"Very good, sir. Activating flight mode... Flight mode failed. We've been booted, sir. I did tell you we were parking next to a fire hydrant."
"Osh crap. Wait... Can I'sh fly after drinking so mush?"
"Not legally, sir."