... a meteor the size of a small European country crashed into the center of Seattle. The impact was enough to trigger a series of cataclysmic events that annihilated roughly 99.35% of the world population and forced the remainder of metahumanity to retreat into underground or undersea arcologies, where they'd be trapped for generations to come. Even fewer would emerge from these arcologies a few centuries later and find....
Well... What they found is of little concern to <insert character name>. The pressure wave caused by the meteorite's impact travelled toward <him/her> several times faster than the speed of sound and killed <insert character name> instantly.
<He/She> did not suffer, although the widespread panic when the meteors flaming trail could be spotted in the night sky as it headed towards the city wasn't very pleasant.
The end.
Please start creating new characters for a game set in 2386.
Oh, darnit. This wasn't the IC thread?