"Hi Souvereign. I am called Kynos, I like long walks on beaches and hurt people for money. One of those statements is a lie.
But seriously, that's good to know. We happen to hunt that vampire and Venom as well. Especially Venom, since I have unfinished business with him too. At the moment we have a severed head in a cooler trailing 12 m below our boat to prevent an implanted commlink from calling the cops. Once we can get it up here, we need you to call some spirit thingy to help us find the vampire who is probably the one who did the severing. It's quite likely, that his lair isn't to far from this position.
Meanwhile I'll go on land over there and fetch what looks like a genuine wooden branch, so I can whittle us some sawdust while we wait for the jammer to arrive."
Kynos indicated towards a tree that grew close to the waterline.