Except there are other similar threads about antique implants and gear, like pre-wireless Smartguns that didn't require a Matrix connection to award bonus attack dice. And all of those threads have ended in "Well, this is how it works now. Those antiques don't award bonuses anymore, unless you do what the new rules say."
So regardless of why Grandpa Festus has a bunch of archaic Datajacks in his head, they aren't going to provide the same effects as a store bought Datajack today (well, you know... 2075's "today").
If someone wants to RP having a bunch of leftover chrome brass from the good ol' days, that's fine. But they don't get to stack the current Wireless Bonuses on top of it. Maybe they get multiple hardline connections, but that's about as far as I would go.
Since you don't like the keyboard chain analogy, how about this... picture wearing several Bluetooth headsets simultaneously. Each one is paired with a different cell phone, and they're all set to respond to voice commands. When you say "Call Mom" aloud, each phone is going to think you were talking to them, and start dialing. Now your poor mother has the phone ringing off the hook with all of those calls at once.
If you allow chaining Datajacks together to form a super Noise buffer, you may as well allow chain Slaving of devices. Noise vs Noise Reduction along with stout Firewall vs limited number of Devices... each was put in place for game balance. Stacking Datajacks, like chaining Slaves, is just cheating.